Guillermo Dardanelle @LumpyUncle
👌 Joined September 2020-
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Just think of how the rest of us feel.
So cute! What's it's name?
So cute! What's it's name?
Imagine the world where Weird Al filmed UHF here instead.
Imagine the world where Weird Al filmed UHF here instead.
Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
It's two sentences with a combined total of maybe five clauses. But since you're functionally illiterate you need grok to summarize the directions on a box of mac n cheese.
It's two sentences with a combined total of maybe five clauses. But since you're functionally illiterate you need grok to summarize the directions on a box of mac n cheese.
"Kookoo bananas" have some fucking dignity for once in your miserable life
"Kookoo bananas" have some fucking dignity for once in your miserable life
(Thomas Kinkade drunk af pissing himself at Disney World) This one's for you, Walt.
(Thomas Kinkade drunk af pissing himself at Disney World) This one's for you, Walt.
What the fuck were you doing in Iraq, asshole
What the fuck were you doing in Iraq, asshole
In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, I'm putting "Shortnin' Bread" on repeat until the end of time, as he would have wanted.
I left Occam's razor outside in the rain and it rusted shut.
I left Occam's razor outside in the rain and it rusted shut.
Please stop posting Sam Altman. Stop writing stories about him, stop showing me his disgusting photo, every time I see it I want to throw up. He's a weird awful loser sister fucker who lies about the computer.
Guillermo Dardanelle retweeted
If Swedes gets wiped out because of Arabs, Swedes didn't need to exist.
If Swedes gets wiped out because of Arabs, Swedes didn't need to exist.
Lynn Ella @rashababyray
382 Followers 4K Following Lady Who Likes: travelling, painting & exploring cultures. Own a graphic design company. 🚫Porn. Retweets aren't endorsements.
Publishers Clearing H... @Hellenzl8
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generous dave J @j_generous
441 Followers 6K Following HERE TO HELP 🌏 my little way of thanking the almighty for blessing me this much. if I DM you. you’re lucky 😊
Julie Leach @leach_julie6856
144 Followers 8K Following I am Julie Leach the powerball winner, I won a lottery of $759 million so I’m willing to give out $30,000 to my first 350 followers dm with Julie I followed
Maye @Maye9804
55 Followers 3K Following Mother of @Elonmusk thank y'all for the love ❤ and support. My only chat page and the sole purpose is to connect with the people who have longed supported us.
Rocket Man🚀 @Elon826255
95 Followers 7K Following Elon Reeve Musk CEO-@spaceX 🚀 CEO-@teslamotors 🚘 CEO-@Twitter Founder- The Boring Company 🪩 Founder-Neuralink, Open AI 📬
The Real Alex Vase @TheRealAlexVase
1K Followers 7K Following The world is waking up, the collective consciousness of humanity is evolving just a dad sharing his thoughts. I'm here to help you move into the Quantum
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SLAMMER @FuknSlammer
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Patricia Darren @DarrenPatr890
2K Followers 7K Following X really is cool,been here,I left and I’m back enjoying all what it got to offer😀..Mother of two..Capricorn.
Mavis help @mavishelp111
134 Followers 7K Following I won a lottery of huge amount so I’m willing to give out $30,000 to my first 350 followers due to the covid 19 Pandemic..just dm “MAVIS I FOLLOWED“
Frances @b_frances69
166 Followers 3K Following
Angleton’s Orchids @AngletonOrchids
12K Followers 3K Following Planted by James Jesus Angleton. Growing in darkness and an abundance of precious minerals to bring forth truth and beauty. Co-host of @fourthreichpod.
Melissa @Melissa1873075
82 Followers 312 Following 🇺🇸🌬 A mom wanting to make a difference. That's all.
Moira @moirachavez21
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Rabia Khan @RNKUSA
2K Followers 4K Following 36.83. Therefore Glory be to Him in Whose hand is the dominion over all things! Unto Him ye will be brought back.
alyssa @small_jawn
1K Followers 1K Following born tired. she/her. words in @PitheadChapel, @SurfaceDwellers, @EvocationsLit, elsewhere.
nic the wife guy @helianthus_tilt
2K Followers 2K Following ♌︎ ♌︎ ♊︎ ✨a cook 🍳 at heart, barista ☕️ by day, bourbon steward 🥃 by night, and loving husband 💍 always @itsbinnibitch
Ayana @combs_ayana20
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multiplicty of exper @taqiyyakid
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TERRY RILEY Oct 12 �... @TerryRiley_info
26K Followers 27K Following テリー・ライリー🌈🇺🇸作曲家・音楽家🌈90歳！🌈Lives in 🇯🇵 since Feb '20 🌈DM→SERIOUS offer only🌈主に代理人がつぶやきます🌈Oct 12 甲府桜座公演 🎫⇒055-233-2031🌈「In C」清水寺 ライブアルバム発売中
Nancy Comics by Ernie... @JohnnyCallicutt
53K Followers 36K Following this fan page is devoted to the Nancy Comic strip created by the late Ernie Bushmiller in 1933, it’s for fun and enjoyment purposes. https://t.co/Bxa38r1A6W
Paul Steele aka BaldH... @paul_steele
611K Followers 146K Following Founder/Editor of BaldHiker. BBC2 Take A Hike (Yorkshire) Travel, hiking, dogs, food and adventures The home of walking retreats and social walks
Geoffrey M. Young @GeoffYoung4KY
36K Followers 36K Following Treasurer of a new political party in Kentucky called the Kentucky Party. The 3 pillars of the KYP are peace, ending corruption & a focus on Kentucky.
ultramarathon thanker... @christweetsllc
4K Followers 2K Following Some kinda leftist Shitpoaster. Beagle dad. Somebody got Paula Cole ready in that 56 Chevy and all they did was go sit in the shade.
alive as fuck @aliveasfvck
876 Followers 4K Following
Chachi's Haven @chachi_haven
6K Followers 4K Following CH is a cat shelter in Tel Mond, Israel https://t.co/3XBUuNThgu
SurfSkateThrash @SurfThrash
25K Followers 15K Following Born/raised in Orange County, California; Now living in Greater Seattle; Husband; School Nurse; Surfer; Skater; Addicted to lasagna; Punk Rock Changed Our Lives
Kiwi & Goose @KiwiCat0703
9K Followers 24 Following | kiwi ~ 5 month old calico demon girl | goose ~ 5 year old orange angel boy |
jemima 🤍 oreo @mimybug
2K Followers 261 Following tiny 5 year old trash kitty with dwarfism who bleps a lot and likes cheese (“mimom” is 23, she/her)
Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver
1K Followers 386 Following If a man is making music they oughta let his record play
Jim Amendments III @jimamendments
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My Lord Dave🌼🇨�... @DaveNumber7
3K Followers 921 Following hi im dave,a well fun guy who will make you laff loads,im now single az iv just giv up on getting back with gf, so any of you sexy girls wanna get 2 know me ?
ServisCheetah @ServisCheetah
9K Followers 295 Following This is the medium of my speech and expression. Text or whatsapp @ +12032938834.
SLAMMER @FuknSlammer
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oreo 🌈 & monkey �... @oreoeocat
81K Followers 1K Following Oreo (20 y.o, rest in pee 💛 08/14/25), Monkey (“devious eunuch”)(dilute calico, 1 y.o), and friends || #catsoftwitter || “momkey” is 26, she/her :)
The War Nerd @TheWarNerd
45K Followers 265 Following Radio War Nerd podcast. Author of "The War Nerd Iliad" & "Pleasant Hell". Email: radiowarnerd at gmail dot com
boogie @boogiebelgrade
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yoshimi red @nise_yoshimi
34K Followers 1K Following all units are now considered to be suicide units. author of numerous blogposts on china and MANCHUKUO 1987, a novel. not actually a japanese girl
Joshua Landis @joshua_landis
89K Followers 5K Following Sandra Mackey Chair Co-Dir of Mid East St. & Dir. Center of Iran St. Univ of Ok Fellow @QuincyInst https://t.co/CyqDsIcz4l Past Pres of Syria Studies Ass.
Norm Macdonald Joke o... @NormSNLJokes
91K Followers 1 Following Need a little hit of Norm every day? Well here you go. These were all actual SNL Weekend Update jokes.
David Broder @broderly
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Aspie Cronenberg @_The_Wub_
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间隙填充 🕳️ @SOPROSOCIAL
6K Followers 795 Following Conducting an elaborate experiment. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult
122K Followers 1K Following #TwinPeaks Frames / Movies / Almost all pics belongs to David Lynch & Mark Frost / As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases with affiliate links
🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle
33K Followers 5K Following Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Same username on bluesky. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal.
Omar Hamad | عُـم... @OmarHamadD
47K Followers 3K Following A Pharmacist and A Writer and A Tailor from #Gaza. A witness of the Genocide. 📩 [email protected]
Football is back @cottonkrown
767 Followers 278 Following that’s right, son, jesus walked everywhere
The Blood Brothers @1900USANAILS
4K Followers 33 Following Everything is gonna be just awful when we’re around
Refaat in Gaza 🇵�... @itranslate123
118K Followers 2K Following I Translate. I tell stories. I meme. Read "Gaza Writes Back"? #Palestine #BlackLivesMatter #MalcolmX #SheikhJarrah #Gazaunderattack A quintessence of dust.
ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch
23K Followers 4K Following A cork board podcast mapping the interlocks & hidden passages of the capitalist elite. Moneyed fams, secret societies, intel networks, & trafficking rings.
Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq
27K Followers 1K Following Modern-day folk hero. Once met Dolph Lundgren. World-famous for @ImprtCinemaClub and @MichaelandUs. [email protected]
Devin 🌱 Thomas O'S... @devintoshea
5K Followers 1K Following author of THE VEILED PROPHET, publishing with Haymarket Books. writing in @thenation, @slate, @proteanmag, @jacobin, @chicagoqreview — he/him — rep: Erik Hane
Across Inner Mongolia @AcrossInner
124K Followers 11K Following We show different aspects of north China's Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region through our eyes.
The Outbursts Of Ever... @john34766308
18K Followers 10K Following Fan page of A.D. Condo comic strip Outbursts Of Everett True 1905-1927.
Jucika @JucikaDaily
54K Followers 0 Following Daily Jucika Comic Strips |||||||||||| ユツィカの日常漫画 || Ежедневный комикс для Джусики || 유치커의일일 만화 || 尤西卡的每日漫画 ||
Movie Grid || Movie P... @moviegridgame
7K Followers 466 Following New games every day at 12AM ET! Try out Movie Pyramid: https://t.co/0hqLcJGClY https://t.co/Bq68k6J8KS || https://t.co/PMJsHBCdY0
rob @ok_but_still
31K Followers 1K Following you tell me that your superfine mind has come undone. alt: @okbutdead
Lake Eater @lakeeater
15K Followers 5K Following "master of equivocation" "vibes based foolishness" "trying to categorize smoke and vapors" unemployed allergist
dylan saba @shaabiranks
24K Followers 618 Following ‘a net whose fibres pass imperceptibly beneath the world’ // lawyer, writer, third worldistTrends for United States
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