Armitage Jacks @MF_SCOOP
Professional ice cream scoop. Joined January 2013-
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don’t believe women when they say size doesn’t matter cuz an inch coulda made all the difference today
How it feels when they call out my order number in maccies
Can’t wait to get back from Glastonbury so I can play Elden Ring
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Nobody is doing it like Armitage Shanks right now
If you ever ask me “are you home?” Or “are you free?”, that’s a guaranteed no reply for at least an hour. You gotta let me know why before I sign that contract
If you ever ask me “are you home?” Or “are you free?”, that’s a guaranteed no reply for at least an hour. You gotta let me know why before I sign that contract
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Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she's a big proponent of git rebase. "I think people who don't like it probably just dont know how to use it correctly." She adds, "Skill issue tbh."
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Farewell Tom Cruise Jr. and Farewell Matt Newman
The quality of M&S pants has nosedived so hard. Capitalism has gone too far
I always felt on the one hand this ending is hard as fuck but on the other it’s hilarious how serious it is and John Cooper Clark is going “stook in fookin chicken town”, like why does no one else find that hilarious
I always felt on the one hand this ending is hard as fuck but on the other it’s hilarious how serious it is and John Cooper Clark is going “stook in fookin chicken town”, like why does no one else find that hilarious
Me naming my firstborn
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