2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

Oranges are like humans. They have a nice layer of skin protecting their yummy organs.

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

Just saw someone spell circle as sirkle and omfg y'all-

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

Thinking about that time I pulled off the handle to my grandmother's fridge and my grandpa tried to weld it back on somehow and the fridge was destroyed and a bit melted anyways that's the reason why my grandma now has a Samsung smart fridge

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Rats @LegalizeRats

3 years ago

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

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3 years ago

Dropping some great tweets tonight you're welcome babes

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3 years ago

This looks so good I'm gonna have to try it look how cute

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3 years ago

Mayo is a sin and I will die on this hill.

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

As soon as I step into the shower my brain starts working overtime like the thoughts that be popping out of my brain are like insane. Stepping into a shower is like what kind of fuckery is this? Why am I suddenly an expert philosopher?

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

They need to invent handheld salads. I don't mean sandwiches, I want to be able to grip onto an entire salad and eat it. The whole salad.

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

What is salad but just green trail mix

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

Once I get a new therapist and If I make them burst into tears mid session I'm leaving.

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

I got an on and off relationship but it's with my therapist

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

Every day we stray further and further away from god.. Mostly me tho, y'all stay safe.

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

Why do cough drop wrappers have such motivational quotes on them like why are you hyping me up rn I have the common cold I'm not about to go do something extraordinary

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

Primordial or not, soup is soup.

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chrissy @chrissychlapp

3 years ago

i am too sexy to be sick rn 🤧

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

List oddly specific items and I'll incorporate them into some paintings.

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2 frogs chilling in a hotub 5ft apart bc not gay @MOLESTEROFBREAD

3 years ago

I hate people who over cook their oatmeal to the point where it's almost a liquid and looks like vomit like there's no way y'all enjoy it like that...