MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

spoof Joined March 2022

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

Right, time to get off Twitter, or I’ll be awake all night ripping the piss out the Grand Wizards of the Gammonati, racists, homophobes and Tories just because it’s so easy.

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Hey gammons…. So is it now a Kangaroo Parliament based on your apparent logic. What’s next for you delusional clowns? You all gonna pull a Trump fan girl special and storm parliament to demand De Fuckall be reinstated as PM? 😂😂😂

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

Bridgen spouting so much irrelevant-to-the-debate bollocks I had to send in mini-Clippy

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2 years ago

Nicholas Fletcher is giving major infant school reading aloud to the class vibes with his Johnson rimming speech. Sounds like Steve Coogan doing the swimming pool sketch: “In 1989 no one died In 1990 no one died In 1991 no one died In 1992 no one died…” Monotone prick!

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

If he thinks that’s “scary” imagine if I had given him my usual level of anti-gammon attack 🤣🤣🤣

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

Jacob Dim-Fog seemed upset that his bff is banned from a parliamentary pass. Probably because that means he will have to travel to partake in his “good-boy” rimming session on Johnson’s shit-pipe, instead of being able to meet him in the Westminster bogs.

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

Fuck me I don’t think there’s enough buses in London for the Johnson fangirls to throw people under in the PC report debate. We all know he’s guilty as fuck. Nobody will be convinced to start believing he’s innocent.

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

People that STILL believe #BorisJohnson are the reason we have *DO NOT DRINK* on bleach bottles.

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

The absolute state of some of the thick Tory rimming cunts that phone in #JeremyVine I swear the combined IQ of callers in a month would struggle to reach double figures.

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

This is absolute gold. Genius!

PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK

2 years ago

This is absolute gold. Genius!

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

A lovely picture of a butcher’s window

Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙 @g_gosden

2 years ago

A lovely picture of a butcher’s window

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

Bye, you useless fat, festering fuck-knuckle!

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

Carol Mulroney must start her day of hatred as soon as she looks in a mirror and gazes upon her contempt contorted face.

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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews

2 years ago

Today I learned that Nigel Farage is 3 years younger than Gary Lineker, and I’m not sure what to do with that information other than maybe eat more crisps.

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

2 years ago

Wow! Have a read of some of the tweets/threads on this account.

SouthendHushHush @HushSouthend

2 years ago

Wow! Have a read of some of the tweets/threads on this account.

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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn

2 years ago

Migrants are human beings, not faceless statistics. We can make the positive case for immigration by challenging divisive rhetoric and celebrating our shared humanity instead.

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

3 years ago

France wants to raise retirement age from 62 to 64…Riots. UK Government wants us to end up working to the grave for shit money and get people out of retirement… Moaning and tutting. We REALLY know how to stick it to the man🙄 #FranceDoesItRight

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

3 years ago

NHS deal is rubbish (although better than previous offer admittedly. It still falls way short of what they deserve. Don’t be fooled by the lump sum and be tempted to vote to accept it. Most of it will be taxed anyway.

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

3 years ago

Not as sad as the day Sam forgot pull out of your mother and burdened the world!!

Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage

3 years ago

Not as sad as the day Sam forgot pull out of your mother and burdened the world!! https://t.co/MljCwGcc5B

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MS Clippy 📎 @MSoffice_help1

3 years ago

And now on @BBCOne @BBCMOTD Interactive. With new self-commentary with our host, YOU! “Pass it. Pass it. Fucking pass it!” “Fucksake, I could do that with my fucking eyes shut!” “Fuck off! That’s never a penalty!” “Get out the fucking way of the telly, Maureen!” “GOAAAAL!”