Matt | They steal 28% of my labor | @MSwag_4_3
I have 35.4 Trillion reasons to be on here. One of them is to see funny memes, the rest are listed on the website. usdebtclock.org Joined November 2012-
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My brother @capnweirdbeard1 and had @tomsegura walk past us as I was checking into our hotel room. My brother then said, "No way. That's @bertkreischer"
Just saw @CivilWarMovie, thought it really could have been a great movie if it included more of Nick Offerman. The final sequence would have been great if it intercut an interview and the coming assault. But currently it plays like an origin story for a young photographer.…
My ADD brain. Bartender to another bartender: "What do I declare?" Me:"BANKRUPTCY!"
Falling asleep at 3am and waking up at 4am is a crazy feeling. I feel like it's a whole new day, but my laundry wasn't even done yet.
@AaronRodgers12 Spoken like a true Vice President!
I’m going to win this Senate race, and the establishment is starting to figure that out. I’m a staunch defender of liberty and the Constitution. They know I won’t bend the knee to anyone. Deep State Mike Rogers has been an establishment stooge his whole career. This will be fun.
For the love of democracy! LET ME IN!!! #HellDivers2
Nothing like getting 2 tapped in the chest by a Glukar guard through a metal door from upwards of 100ms ways without him being able to see me or me them. #tarkoved Edit: My teammate killed the guard that killed me a few minutes later in the bunker. We were next to K's when I…
Bring @Usher on already, or let @taylorswift13 do something. This is boring. #SuperBowl
Not hot take. Interchange sucks ass. Spawns are absolutely shit. Thank you #Tarkov
Everyone knows @tarkov is the best game in the world, but I queue up a scav and sit on awaiting session start for 10 minutes, restart game and sit on awaiting session start again for 12 minutes and then it just kicks me back to the main menu and have to wait on a scav timer...
Here we go Brownies, here we go! #Browns
On vacation and wanted to avoid politics and work, but with this Iowa Caucus coming up on Monday politics have only got bigger lately.
Playing @thelonelyisland's I F****d My Aunt in a small town bar is the best thing to do on a Friday night. The old people wonder if someone actually did that or if this is just a joke.
Latesha Picardo @LateshaPic42451
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andrewtate @therealwld
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Goddessrose414 @goddessros1847
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John Cena @JohnCena
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Vanessa Klatte @VKlatte69871
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Neely @Neely319539
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Jake @LeSeure33
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R. Roda-Miranda @RRDMRND
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Black Sheep Sporting .. @TheBlackSheepSC
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Jones Wanda @JonesWanda14
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Becky @Becky04823662
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Northeast Ohio Sports @NEOSportsReport
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Cory Andreff @Andreff711
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Lodecia @Lodebabyy
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Katie Sears @Katiesears_
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Moon Child 🌙 @ErinNicole33
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Abbey Benna @ab4_GAIL
50 Followers 58 Following Anxiety drivin, in my third decade of livin, mother of 2, OH
Michael @capnweirdbeard1
92 Followers 154 Following my mom’s 2nd favorite son but probably your mom’s favorite
p @paiigebabby
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Coopy t banger @billups_derek
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Eric Beauchesne @EricBeauchesn10
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Rick @PetahBaker
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Lexy Ziemak🍍 @Lexy_Ziemak
208 Followers 518 Following I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes, I’m sleeping. Cleveland Indians Roll Tribe⚾️
Chris @WildhogFLHRC
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Tyler White @TywaWhite
164 Followers 244 Following I have learned the secret of being content in any and every situation, whether well fed or hungry, whether living in plenty or in want. Philippians 4:12
🆂🅾🅿🅷🅸�.. @Sophia_71471
42 Followers 2K Following Do you want to see my sexiest photo? Add me and wait for a very nice surprise in Direct 🍓😍💘
Jeremy Oller @j_oller68
96 Followers 252 Following
FiTTiWaTTz @FiTTiWaTTz
37 Followers 91 Following Welcome to WaTTz World, everyone! Follow me today and become a lil' Volt!
James Medved @medaveda
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HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2
625K Followers 9 Following HELLDIVERS 2 developed by @ArrowheadGS on PS5 and PC! GIVE 'EM HELL. JOIN THE FIGHT: https://t.co/8XngCajWtv
Escape from Tarkov: A.. @tarkovarena
82K Followers 70 Following Escape from Tarkov: Arena is a hardcore session-based competitive PVPVE shooter with @tarkov mechanics developed by @bstategames
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
2.3M Followers 702 Following Tomorrow's News Today: https://t.co/SyCUJ97GDw | Please support our sponsors: https://t.co/CA0C06rhXQ & https://t.co/CJxSZou17F
White Oak Pastures @whiteoakpasture
28K Followers 509 Following White Oak Pastures is a multigenerational family farm that cooperates with nature to produce artisan products that are healthy, safe, nutritious and delicious.
Steffi @SteffiP4Liberty
14K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇸 Be Free ~ Wife of @AP4Liberty ~ Mom-to-be ~ ❤️ my frenchies Calvin and George @bsfrenchie ~ Partner at AP4Liberty Shop 🛍 Hustling & Homemaking 🥘
Tim Pool @Timcast
2.0M Followers 925 Following Host of Timcast IRL And CEO @Timcastnews Host of The Culture War Podcast on @watchTENETnow
Ian Crossland @IanCrossland
116K Followers 557 Following I play the gritar. Iron fertilization rocks: https://t.co/YNCUNAXzOG Graphene revolution, incoming. Profile pic by @MStockDesign Header by @davevsgoliath1
Jocko Willink @jockowillink
847K Followers 155 Following
Michael Malice @michaelmalice
696K Followers 1K Following Author: Dear Reader, The New Right, The Anarchist Handbook & The White Pill Host: "YOUR WELCOME" Subject: Ego & Hubris by Harvey Pekar He/Him ⚑
xAI @xai
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Big Apple Browns Back.. @bigapplebrowns
3K Followers 240 Following Only Cleveland Browns bar in NYC • Rowdiest Backers in the World • Located at Haswell Green's, 240 W. 52nd St • Merch available on our website
Nick Chubb @NickChubb
262K Followers 753 Following Cedartown - For Marketing/Philanthropic Inquiries: [email protected]
Premium @premium
804K Followers 1 Following Subscribe to get your blue checkmark, no ads in For You, custom navigation, long videos, 25k+ character long posts, bookmark folders and more.
Carnivore Aurelius ©.. @AlpacaAurelius
345K Followers 485 Following Experimenting... Link below for zero glyphosate collagen and beef liver crisps. Not medical advice.
Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1
340K Followers 143 Following Retired Military, shooter, survivalist, fitness lover, and family man. @ashkubz 😍😍
Shane Hazel @ShaneTHazel
67K Followers 4K Following @Swan Private Account Executive / Producer & host of Radical & #Bitcoin Veterans Podcast / Founder of The Brave PTSD Experience 🍄 USMC Veteran
Drew Cook @LibertyDrew84
5K Followers 2K Following Liberty • Recovery • Harm Reduction • YIMBY • Founder @LPSoberCaucus • Founder/Executive Director @SHREDtheStigma
Darius @LordDagovere
2K Followers 441 Following 🇨🇺🇵🇷 Social Media and Community Manager for @QubicPictures who worked on #StarWarsVisions | Obsessed with @StarWars | https://t.co/0sga2FZgCI
Erik @The_Poolshark
28K Followers 466 Following Disabled Army Infantryman, Purple Heart recipient, @twitch partner, co-founder @metapcs, and @the_USO Gaming Ambassador. Biz: [email protected]
timthetatman👑 @timthetatman
2.9M Followers 1K Following Entertainer, streamer, nerd. Part owner of @Complexity. Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Young Jamie aka Finge.. @JamieVernon
140K Followers 957 Following Producer of the #JRE & Photographer & Golfer - @Twitch Partner
Large @LargeBarstool
110K Followers 963 Following Took a report, now on a barstool, and I mute A LOT of people... Boxing/History/NASCAR🥋@rubbinisracing @Barstool_Boxing & @twistedhistory
Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner
199K Followers 578 Following Known as The Source. Real life basis for Al Pacino in Two For The Money. Podcast @OnlyStuPodcast Merchandise and Shoutouts at https://t.co/e1CDANntLK
Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos
6.4M Followers 355 Following Amazon. Blue Origin. Washington Post. Bezos Earth Fund. Bezos Academy.
bearki @bearkiTV
27K Followers 535 Following Twitch Partner | gaming/fitness | @drsistertheshow co-creator | she/her | Business Inquiries: [email protected] | MERCH: https://t.co/bVZZYjPDwe
Cory Andreff @Andreff711
202 Followers 271 Following Father l REALTOR🏡 l RE/MAX EDGE l Andreff Holdings, INC l ARCO Investments
░L░Y░D░S░ �.. @sourpatchlyds
201K Followers 1K Following Independent voter ⚠️ 'Veritatis vel nihil.' ⚖ 'My wife' - @andyleitermann 'Mom' - Baby L 💕 'Rad' - Rogan 'Cool tats' - Jones 'Hard to push around' - Malice
Brett Cooper @imbrettcooper
271K Followers 336 Following host of The Comments Section @realdailywire
Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
2.5M Followers 987 Following Senior Editor, @HumanEvents. Veteran Navy intel officer. Catholic. Not a fan of communists
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Libertarian-In-Chief @ToddHagopian
81K Followers 14K Following @LPNational Treasurer, got 345K to vote Libertarian 1 time, Entrepreneur, Risk-Taker, @NSBAAdvocate Leadership Council, Father, Husband, Family Man, Father of 4
Battlestate Games @bstategames
580K Followers 964 Following The Developer behind @tarkov, a hardcore story-driven MMO featuring elements of FPS and RPG unlike the ‘casual’ shooters. @tarkovarena Beta Launch Today
Nikita Buyanov @nikgeneburn
218K Followers 3 Following yep, that's me. // @bstategames Head of the Studio // @tarkov @tarkovarena Game director // geneburn music
Escape from Tarkov @tarkov
398K Followers 85 Following Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore realistic story-driven FPS with RPG elements developed by @bstategames. Pre-order access to the beta and play now!
Midnight Society @12am
173K Followers 35 Following /// AAA game studio from @drdisrespect @fourzerotwo @quinndelhoyo @sugupta | Makers of in-development game @DEADROP
Disclose.tv @disclosetv
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Freezing Cold Takes @OldTakesExposed
650K Followers 3K Following Fred Segal (@Frizz527). Unprophetic (mostly sports) takes,& other fun stuff. No politics! Author of “Freezing Cold Takes: NFL” available now! (See pinned Tweet)
Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect
2.6M Followers 657 Following The most ruthless, athletic competitor in video game history | @12am | @BlackSteel
Me: **Gets unjustly banned from a stream** Also me but on my alt: **goes back into the same stream I was just banned from**
Second Sunday in a row of dealing with PC stuff. I’m about to just throw this thing out the window at this point. 😅😂
Name a better scenario Windows open Up 9 units on the day already Zyn in the gum Sports on the entire day
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Dean: My classical percussion studies in college influenced my drumming in every way possible. I'm constantly going back to the idea of: How do I play the drum kit like a classical percussionist would? How do I incorporate different sounds to add more texture?
I am excited to announce that I have joined @MisfitsGG/@MiamiHeretics/@pxl_playground as their new Client Services Manager! Huge shout out to @aannielion & @BigJStef for bringing me onboard, and looking forward to getting to work. 🫡
Hammered at the airport lounge like a 33 year old professional on his way to Vegas
@AaronRodgers12 Spoken like a true Vice President!
I’m going to win this Senate race, and the establishment is starting to figure that out. I’m a staunch defender of liberty and the Constitution. They know I won’t bend the knee to anyone. Deep State Mike Rogers has been an establishment stooge his whole career. This will be fun.
Thought this bartender was flirting with me and getting me another beer and she says “happy hour is buy one get one free” I fucking love Florida
European Tour goes on sale this Wednesday 10am. Presale code: FAKEBIZ
Shane Gillis just released his new Bud Light commercial starring Joe Rogan and Matt McCusker @joerogan @Shanemgillis @mattwritesbooks #parody
I was on a TV show called Junkyard Wars that aired in 2002. Our team was “The Geeks.” I remember being starstruck by the host/creator of JYW Cathy Rogers! (musician/scientist) Here, I’m TIG welding two short aluminum I-beams together to make our wind powered sail-car; it worked!
The legend Chris Farley would have turned 60 today. He’s so good they couldn’t stay in character. 😂 RIP 🐐
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