MacGruber @MacGruber24

You're right, it's always someone else's fault Joined September 2010

Tweets

2K
Followers

69
Following

55
Likes

945

MacGruber @MacGruber24

3 weeks ago

I'm saying good riddance to this waste @Verizon after 22 years. ill be moving to @ATT or @Xfinity for my wireless. Whoever robs me the least. Verizon has lied to me 4 times now not honoring our agreement. 4 separate 1 hour conversations with some kid in some far away country. F-U

1 0 0 41 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

a month ago

Yo @GovChristie this traffic nonsense on the #commodorebarrybridge has ur name written all over it. Theres only a certain kind of asshole that could start a bridge project where no one is working just in time for the summer rush.. if it's not you, then #drpa followed ur fatprints

0 0 0 15 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

5 months ago

The #Giants just traded up... Which QB will be the next joke? Dart or Sanders? #nfldraft

0 0 0 521 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

7 months ago

I am smiling and enjoying this #HalfTimeShow for how fuckin terrible it is😅..... This is fuckin dreadful.... Id rather listen to someone cut my spleen out... Wow!! This is bad #SuperBowl

0 0 3 455 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

7 months ago

If the #nfl dont like the fuckin tushpush then ban the play. But if you dont ban the play then you gotta use the fuckin rules! Every time theres an automatic #tushpush the refs let the defense set up illegally. The neutral zone is the neutral zone. Goalline or not #SuperBowlLIX

0 0 1 245 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

7 months ago

Give #fanduel the ball in a big game and you damn sure better be ready for a takeaway.... I'd @FDSportsbook those odds. Fuckin nerds

0 0 0 160 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

8 months ago

Where ya at now Verse???!!!! Bitch #saquon #ramsvseagles #jaredverse good thing we know what you hate

0 0 0 59 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

8 months ago

On this date only 4 years ago, the most atrocious acts ever committed on US soil were perpetrated... I can't believe it's already been 4 years. A date that will never be forgotten. We will never forget this joke #January6th #January6

0 0 0 22 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

8 months ago

If you are watching this freak show then you must be very angry at yourself and your self punishment is watching the 2 skinny scissor sisters cry and whisper and touch and snot all over each #GoldenGlobes that's an awful penance. And you cannot deserve it

0 0 0 431 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

8 months ago

HO-LEE SHIT!!! A #Texas player has touched the football 3 times and the score is 14-3. I'm pretty sure #arizonastate might as well head on out and beat the traffic.... #PeachBowl

0 0 0 87 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

9 months ago

So Rob Reiner is trending and he didn't light himself on fire or move to Mexico... Dang. Funny how his description talks about his family last .. director, actor, producer, husband, father????? Dude, you put actor 2nd.... That's whacky

0 0 1 249 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

9 months ago

#Vrabeltime let's go

0 0 0 13 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

10 months ago

Aaaaaaand NOW it finally makes sense when I think about the phrase "we can all be unburdened by what has been"... #USElection2024

0 0 0 37 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

10 months ago

And now we can all be unburdened by what has been

0 0 0 17 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

10 months ago

Dude, from this photo to last night's, the years have not been kind..... Best case scenario is the @Yankees never let you back in @Austin_ILcapo

0 0 0 76 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

11 months ago

I want to see what the #Sotoshuffle looks like after he hits into a double play.... Does he just walk back to the dugout shaking his head or does go continue to do the Macarena? #WorldSeries2024

0 0 0 110 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

11 months ago

Who's the biggest bitch in the league when it comes to trades?

0 0 1 36 0

MacGruber @MacGruber24

11 months ago

Been many reports of #NCSTATEPOLICE pulling over bucket trucks for any and all ridiculous violations. If somehow, this could possibly be true, then I would advise all storm and emergency workers to pick it up and head elsewhere where your efforts would be appreciated #WNCStrong