Pat Mahomes Sr. @MachineTwerks
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Really enjoying #HogwartLegacy so far
Everyone is calling out Leonardo DiCaprio (from What’s Eating Gilbert Grape - 1993) but like what do y’all expect him to do? Gaslight a woman that is not less than half his age? Get real
Just watched 83 minutes of battle bots highlights why is this not on espn and/or pornhub
Me after guy asks if my shower is cold: Oh you mean this shower?? Yea it’s cold, thanks for asking 👍
Doctor: congrats mom! Way to push thru, it’s a beautiful baby boy, what are you gonna name him? Dick Butkus’ mom: yea thanks I’m thinking Dick Butkus
If I am not able to do a fucking handstand by the end of November somebody’s perineum is going to get the dog shit punched out of it
The other day I told this girl about how Greg Abbott ended up in a wheelchair and she told me “wait Greg Abbott is paralyzed?? I thought he was just old” and it was kinda the most awesome thing ever
Thank god beer isn’t addictive or we would have a real problem on our hands
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fork on the left @i_dont_pullup
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fork on the left @i_dont_pullup
243 Followers 459 Following
Nyal River @NyalRJBarnes
798 Followers 588 Following |214⛵️512| txst alum | Masters of Accountancy | insta: nyal_barnes | Cowboys nation.
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