Sloppy Bitch @MainLineSloppy
610 - get on our level, plz. 610 Joined April 2011-
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I have nothing else to say! Tweet me your favorite Main Line stories. I need some spice in my life! #mainlinesloppy
#whydopeoplethink it's not ok for older guys to fuck with the freshman. I'm sure those girls are no where near my level at 14 and 15. #MLS
HA! If you think that location is a naughty place to fuck, just wait till you hear my freshman year stories! #mainlinesloppy
Ew. Every time I refresh my Facebook, there's a new picture of some shitty Valentine's Day dessert muploaded. You don't need the carbs.
Dayglow anyone? Stop complaining that you're not 18. As if they care. Well if they do, you know what to do, you Main Line sloppies...
Can all of you whiney boyfriend obsessed girls get off my timeline. Now.
Can all of you whiney hoes bitching about not having a valentine get off my timeline. Now.
Pro of Valentine's Day: (almost) everyone is DTF.
Don't you have like, a book club meeting or something to go to? Stop dreaming you're your daughter's friend. #mainlinemoms #mainlinesloppy
Stories about girls on the Main Line get around so fast. My mom knew something about this one girl before I did. FU Main Line moms.
Wait, why are freshman even at the same parties as me? They're nowhere near my level. #mainlinesloppy
Is anyone as embarrassed for the freshman as much as I am when I encounter them at parties? Learn to handle your alcohol. #mainlinesloppy
Why do ugly girls think it's socially acceptable on the Main Line to get sloppy? No boy wants you even when you offer a free BJ. Maybe. #mls
Everyone knows the Ardmore wawa is the wawa filled with the sloppiest people. Narberth Wawa's got nothing on Ardmore's. #mainlinesloppy
@MainLineBitch but Lancaster is a challenge. I like to see how many times I can get away with drunk driving down it with all the cops on it.
Everyone knows you can still rock a corset in the winter if you have a belly button piercing. #mainlinesloppy
I've been losing friend after friend, as they each get a boyfriend. It's high school...are you serious?
I wish @ImShmacked would make a documentary entirely just on my life.

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