Matt @Malchew

Free thinker, taco eater, laughter bringer. Hockey & soccer obsessed, yet mysteriously mostly tweeting about #TLC shows. Opinions - no denying it - are my own. Toronto, Ontario Joined February 2009

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Matt @Malchew

3 weeks ago

No more field level camera angles please, doesn't do anything good... We need to see plays develop #tfclive

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Matt @Malchew

2 months ago

This show is exhausting. Rumours, yelling, chasing rumours, more yelling. The people on this show have the maturity of 12 year olds. #90dayfiance #huntforlove

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Matt @Malchew

3 months ago

Shekainah, Sarper, do you promise to like and subscribe to each other for life #90dayfiance

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Matt @Malchew

5 months ago

Benoit? Ben OUI! #LeafsForever

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Wild speculations about Jasmine's pregnancy. Can't recall her having any alcohol at the resort. She insisted that Matt be the open marriage partner, non negotiable. Talked with Matt while trying to save her marriage. Could she have already been pregnant? #90dayfiancethelastresort

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Matt @Malchew

9 months ago

Loren is probably the scariest person I've seen on #90DayFiance. The dude is a psychopath.

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Matt @Malchew

9 months ago

Weird that Sonny feels so strongly about his faith except when it comes to alcohol... Or premarital intimacy... Or praying 5 times a day... #90DayFiance #BeforeThe90Days

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Matt @Malchew

10 months ago

James and Tata have never met a significant announcement that they didn't put off until the very last second #90dayfiance #90daytheotherway

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Matt @Malchew

10 months ago

The Office/90 Day mashups continue unabated #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

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Matt @Malchew

11 months ago

These two have one brain cell between them and I don't think either of them are currently using it. #90dayfiance #90dayfiancetheotherway

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11 months ago

Loren is exhibiting all the signs of having SPD : SocioPathic Disease. What a piece of work. #90dayfiance

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Matt @Malchew

11 months ago

Lorens regret is not for hurting Faith, but because he was forced to air his behaviour due to the throat gonorrhea. His insistance that 'she should have known' is very different from 'I was up front about this with you'. In some ways, Loren is more blind than Chidi. #90dayfiance

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Matt @Malchew

11 months ago

Of all the couples this season, Adnan and Tigerlilly may be the only ones to go the distance. Not because they work at it, or strive to understand each other, but because they just don't seem too bright. #90dayfiance

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Matt @Malchew

11 months ago

Loren gives sociopath energy, am I right? There is no emotion behind his words, he has that weird grin all the time, and he doesn't seem to be able to appreciate that his actions are completely self motivated with no ability to see how it hurts Faith. #90dayfiance

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Matt @Malchew

11 months ago

Feel for Laine, that didn't look good at all. The game moves fast and lots of AHLers are playing who don't have the ability to catch up. I don't think it was intentional, but these things rarely are. It's the end result that matters. #LeafsForever #GoHabsGo