Jake Williams @MalwareJake
Breaker of software | GSE #150 | CTI/DFIR | @ians_security faculty | Bookings: jake at malwarejake dot com | He/him Augusta, GA Joined September 2009-
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Groups of white frat bros being mad at you for anything is a good sign you're right about whatever they're (probably drunkenly) mad at you about.
Groups of white frat bros being mad at you for anything is a good sign you're right about whatever they're (probably drunkenly) mad at you about.
The #defcontraining Las Vegas event is happening right after #defcon32 on August 12 and 13 - check out the full roster of trainers and topics at training.defcon.org! Level yourself up with 2 days of hands-on, deep-dive technical content from world-class trainers.
"DarkGrok ransomware group targets healthcare providers, leading to hospitals unable to treat patients."
"DarkGrok ransomware group targets healthcare providers, leading to hospitals unable to treat patients."
It's been a while since I've flown IAD. But now I remember why: it's like the land time forgot...
On my way to RSA this morning and I can confirm this definitely wasn't me... 😏
Microsoft and @satyanadella have released a memo in response to the @CISACyber report about them. Priority and clear lines that say security is above features and legacy technology support. Something I called out below that they should adjust from. 👏🏼 theverge.com/24148033/satya…
Microsoft and @satyanadella have released a memo in response to the @CISACyber report about them. Priority and clear lines that say security is above features and legacy technology support. Something I called out below that they should adjust from. 👏🏼 theverge.com/24148033/satya…
Who’s going to the RSA Conference next week? IANS Faculty: bit.ly/41vzodv! On May 7th, meet us for an AI Happy Hour with @MalwareJake and our friends at SCYTHE. Space is limited! Join us: E-mail IANS: [email protected]! #ciso #iansevents #rsac
Speaking as one of the few people on the planet who has spent more time in Hunter's laptop than Giuliani himself, sure it's tedious. But it's also some of the best stuff :)
There’s an audience that’s here specifically for these details. Just saying. #infosec cc @MalwareJake
There’s an audience that’s here specifically for these details. Just saying. #infosec cc @MalwareJake
Everything is “impossible,” right up until the second that someone decides it isn’t.
Everything is “impossible,” right up until the second that someone decides it isn’t.
If you're at RSA next week, come check out the IoT Abandonware panel featuring industry luminaries like @WeldPond, @allanfriedman, and @tarah. There are VERY serious security issues here. No conference badge needed. eventbrite.com/e/bricked-and-…
"Founders of rabbit r1, a supposed competitor to the smartphone, are also behind the launch of a failed NFT project that they’re reportedly hiding from the web." lol
"Founders of rabbit r1, a supposed competitor to the smartphone, are also behind the launch of a failed NFT project that they’re reportedly hiding from the web." lol
Before setting out on your zero trust journey (whatever that means to you), enumerate the edge cases that won't fit your proposed architecture BEFORE you begin. It's WAY too easy to box yourself into a VERY costly corner otherwise.
What an absolute pinecone. @riskybusiness is already a fantastic podcast that has been around for...checks notes....ever.
What an absolute pinecone. @riskybusiness is already a fantastic podcast that has been around for...checks notes....ever.
Their security is as broken as their beliefs...
Their security is as broken as their beliefs...
I asked my employer not to send me to KubeCon NA, and this is why. Love y’all, miss y’all, absolutely the fuck not
I asked my employer not to send me to KubeCon NA, and this is why. Love y’all, miss y’all, absolutely the fuck not
Probably the most important thing you'll read today...
I cannot believe I have to say this: Critiquing Israel's response to the Oct 7th attack is not necessarily antisemitic. There absolutely are antisemitic folks who are using this moment to push a horrible agenda. But bombing children isn't OK.
Brilliant
Just for the record , and because I don’t say it often enough: Wes is fucking fantastic and I am absolutely thrilled to know him because he is Wonderful with a capital W. ❤️
Dave Kennedy @HackingDave
207K Followers 6K Following Founder @Binary_Defense @TrustedSec Co-Owner https://t.co/HQC75WhdJh. @WeHackHealth Podcast. Fam First/Hacker/CSO/USMC/Intel/Fitness. Motto: Make world a better place
Jack Rhysider 🏴.. @JackRhysider
147K Followers 3K Following Creator of @DarknetDiaries. Tell me a good hacker story. 💻🔦⤵️🐰🕳️ Discord: https://t.co/qxanMuIy7u
Florian Roth @cyb3rops
180K Followers 2K Following Head of Research @nextronsystems #DFIR #YARA #Sigma | detection engineer | creator of @thor_scanner, Aurora, Sigma, LOKI, YARA-Forge | always busy ⌚️🐇
mRr3b00t @UK_Daniel_Card
93K Followers 7K Following 真理的揭露者 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes fella in cyberspace #nafo undercover #FVEY Lovely Horse #fella #meme #farm #appreciator #cyber #specialist
meg west @cybersecmeg
137K Followers 1K Following #CISSP | #CCSP | MSc #Cybersecurity | Sr. Cybersecurity Consultant @CrowdStrike | Tweets about #dogs & travel & APTs, oh my! | Opinions are my own.
Lady G @gabsmashh
102K Followers 3K Following security engineer | genetic scientist | NYU alum | @awscloud Cert SME | @MARFORCYBER auxiliarist | NSIN emerging leader 2022
shenetworks @shenetworks
71K Followers 881 Following a menace • hacker • shenetworks @ TikTok & YouTube & Twitch (She/Her) “She’s a fake lying guru”- Crusty Twitter Man
Justin Elze @HackingLZ
52K Followers 5K Following Hacker/CTO @TrustedSec | Former Optiv/SecureWorks/Accuvant Labs/Redspin | Race cars
4n6lady @4n6lady
57K Followers 694 Following #DFIR & #BlueTeam | IR & Threat Detection | #OSINT enthusiast | waiting for HL3 | AWS CIRT - my views are my own
Mick Douglas 🇺🇦.. @bettersafetynet
26K Followers 572 Following Consultant for InfoSec Innovations | @SANSInstitute Principal Instructor | @IANS_Security Faculty | I like information security. How about you?
Corgi @corg_e
48K Followers 3K Following ssh’d into the espresso machine // chaotic neutral // (mostly) harmless pentester // president @bsidesnash // organizes @defcon615
Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO
54K Followers 2K Following I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
Sherrod DeGrippo 🦓 @sherrod_im
31K Followers 7K Following Strawberry Tempest. Weird security voyeur. Vibe merchant. CISO of your heart. Official USPS fan account. 🎉 Host of THE Microsoft Threat Intelligence Podcast.
Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK
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Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted
56K Followers 6K Following •He/him • Assoc Producer Emeritus: @DarknetDiaries Cybersecurity Researcher •
Lina @d0rkph0enix
32K Followers 10K Following Palo Alto Networks, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, dork. Cars, vidya games, general cooking are my jam. Chiefs devotee. #SecKC
strandjs - strandjs@b.. @strandjs
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EvilMog @Evil_Mog
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Katie Nickels @likethecoins
54K Followers 3K Following Director of Intel at @redcanary. SANS Certified Instructor for FOR578: CTI. Senior Fellow at @CyberStatecraft. She/her. Mastodon: @[email protected]
Girth Brooks @r0wdy_
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Jordan @CyberHunterPGH
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Dylan Ortiz Martinez @DylanOrtizMz
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Eri Olivares @EriOlivare46774
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Cheryl C @reactrulz
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Necjam @necjam
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JunkerXL @JunkerAF
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Eduardo Cespedes @CspedesEduardo
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Kirk Black @KirkBlackintech
53 Followers 317 Following Breaking into Tech! Aspiring Scrum Master. Looking to network with other scrum masters #ClimatechangeAdvocate 🌍. Founder of BLACK TECH PROFESSIONALS LLC.
Essay master @master_ess52860
80 Followers 1K Following Essay masters Services* Welcome to *Essay masters Services* ! 📝✨ 🔍 Expert Research ✍️ Customized Essays 📄 Editing & Proofreading 📚 Academic Guidance
Ken Wheeler @imnotroot
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khanal bhola @KhanalBhola
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Elastos Chimwanda @ElastosChim
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Jbrown @Dfirscripts
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Murtaza @aliakbarmurtaza
325 Followers 3K Following customer support at @rethinkdns; ex @mozillabuilders, ex @aws; adept at using laptop with broken keys since 2020.
JT @johntroony
3K Followers 929 Following Curator of chaos, seeker of serendipity | Debugging code and life's existential questions, one line at a time
Firasky @FirasGPT
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Stephen Tumusiime @StephenTum46417
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Peter @Petersharmaus
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Mars rover @Private780
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Invity.io @invity_io
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Jonathan Missael @Missael31051998
4 Followers 381 Following
Othwes @othwes
167 Followers 346 Following “Creativity is intelligence having fun.” — Albert Einstein
mary o @mary_oguta25174
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Steve Ripple @SteveRipple
644 Followers 2K Following InfoSec Professional, GRC, Sec Awareness, MMA, lock picking, jiu jitsu, & photography. Tweets don't reflect opinion of employer.
ha tuan anh🎗 @tonitinoxixi
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whaelshark @halcrowma
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csreplayer @csreplayer
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DEChlorine @dechlorine
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Mito Kehayov @mito_kehayov
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Magic Nuggets @Magic_Nuggets_
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ITSO @ITSOitso69
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Dave Kennedy @HackingDave
207K Followers 6K Following Founder @Binary_Defense @TrustedSec Co-Owner https://t.co/HQC75WhdJh. @WeHackHealth Podcast. Fam First/Hacker/CSO/USMC/Intel/Fitness. Motto: Make world a better place
Jack Rhysider 🏴.. @JackRhysider
147K Followers 3K Following Creator of @DarknetDiaries. Tell me a good hacker story. 💻🔦⤵️🐰🕳️ Discord: https://t.co/qxanMuIy7u
mRr3b00t @UK_Daniel_Card
93K Followers 7K Following 真理的揭露者 Quis custodiet ipsos custodes fella in cyberspace #nafo undercover #FVEY Lovely Horse #fella #meme #farm #appreciator #cyber #specialist
meg west @cybersecmeg
137K Followers 1K Following #CISSP | #CCSP | MSc #Cybersecurity | Sr. Cybersecurity Consultant @CrowdStrike | Tweets about #dogs & travel & APTs, oh my! | Opinions are my own.
Lady G @gabsmashh
102K Followers 3K Following security engineer | genetic scientist | NYU alum | @awscloud Cert SME | @MARFORCYBER auxiliarist | NSIN emerging leader 2022
shenetworks @shenetworks
71K Followers 881 Following a menace • hacker • shenetworks @ TikTok & YouTube & Twitch (She/Her) “She’s a fake lying guru”- Crusty Twitter Man
Justin Elze @HackingLZ
52K Followers 5K Following Hacker/CTO @TrustedSec | Former Optiv/SecureWorks/Accuvant Labs/Redspin | Race cars
4n6lady @4n6lady
57K Followers 694 Following #DFIR & #BlueTeam | IR & Threat Detection | #OSINT enthusiast | waiting for HL3 | AWS CIRT - my views are my own
Mick Douglas 🇺🇦.. @bettersafetynet
26K Followers 572 Following Consultant for InfoSec Innovations | @SANSInstitute Principal Instructor | @IANS_Security Faculty | I like information security. How about you?
Corgi @corg_e
48K Followers 3K Following ssh’d into the espresso machine // chaotic neutral // (mostly) harmless pentester // president @bsidesnash // organizes @defcon615
Sherrod DeGrippo 🦓 @sherrod_im
31K Followers 7K Following Strawberry Tempest. Weird security voyeur. Vibe merchant. CISO of your heart. Official USPS fan account. 🎉 Host of THE Microsoft Threat Intelligence Podcast.
Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK
54K Followers 5K Following Cyber Security - Partner @redgoatcyber - Climber / Caver. she/her
Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted
56K Followers 6K Following •He/him • Assoc Producer Emeritus: @DarknetDiaries Cybersecurity Researcher •
Lina @d0rkph0enix
32K Followers 10K Following Palo Alto Networks, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, dork. Cars, vidya games, general cooking are my jam. Chiefs devotee. #SecKC
strandjs - strandjs@b.. @strandjs
45K Followers 2K Following I will light the way by the bridges I burn. Retired Senior SANS Instructor IANS Faculty Black Hills Information Security Active Countermeasures
EvilMog @Evil_Mog
15K Followers 2K Following X-Force, Team Hashcat, Bishop of the Church of Wifi, Uber Badge Collector. Views != Employers. Not a Ph.D, Recycled Memes. Multi User Dungeon Shenanigator.
Katie Nickels @likethecoins
54K Followers 3K Following Director of Intel at @redcanary. SANS Certified Instructor for FOR578: CTI. Senior Fellow at @CyberStatecraft. She/her. Mastodon: @[email protected]
Girth Brooks @r0wdy_
17K Followers 1K Following
Frank McGovern @FrankMcG
16K Followers 250 Following Cybersecurity @ Fortune 100’s ● @BlueTeamCon Founder ● @MARFORCYBER Cyber Auxiliarist ● Former USMC Intel ● Auto Enthusiast ● Real Estate Owner ● Rucker
Society of Shenanigan.. @ClubOfRoguery
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Veracode @Veracode
23K Followers 13K Following Global leader in Application Risk Management for the AI era.
InformNapalm @InformNapalm
58K Followers 341 Following International Intelligence Community. Founded in 2014. #OSINT, #HUMINT & #CYBINT research, analysis, verification of information, translation into 10+ languages
Fowlstrike @fowlstrike
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Vernon Reid @vurnt22
69K Followers 11K Following Guitar can take you far; from Brooklyn To The Sky...!
madison @xgigglypuff
29K Followers 2K Following harvard graduate | streamer & cosplayer @twitch | software engineer | https://t.co/n5jEZU0fYU | #BlackLivesMatter | she/her
Center for AI Policy @aipolicyus
382 Followers 2 Following A nonpartisan research organization dedicated to mitigating the catastrophic risks of AI through policy development and advocacy.
InfoSec Innovations @ISInnovations
61 Followers 1 Following Security company focusing on providing creative solutions to common security problems.
ExecuteMalware @executemalware
26K Followers 190 Following #malware hunter & analyst. Opinions are my own.
Nathan McNulty @NathanMcNulty
13K Followers 928 Following Loves Jesus, loves others | Husband, father of 4, security solutions architect, love to learn and teach | @TribeOfHackers | 🐘infosec.exchange@nathanmcnulty
CYBERWARCON @CYBERWARCON
4K Followers 565 Following Stay tuned for info about #CYBERWARCON 2024! 📧 Email us or visit the site for sponsorship info.
The Kiffness @TheKiffness
63K Followers 241 Following Making music with people & animals around the world! New shows, music & merch here: https://t.co/cZSVUMLbtT
Leak - Lookup @LeakLookup
699 Followers 0 Following Are your credentials secure? Use our vast collection of indexed data breaches to ensure maximum coverage for yourself and your client's security risks.
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8K Followers 4K Following FOLLOWS YOU • “Wir müssen wissen, wir werden wissen” -Hilbert • (he/they/y’all) • infosec and privacy aficionado • hacks for noods 🍜
SLEUTHCON @SLEUTHCON
2K Followers 1K Following SLEUTHCON is a cybercrime conference from the folks who brought you @CYBERWARCON. Follow & subscribe to our YouTube channel @sleuthcon. #SLEUTHCON
Elliot @ElliotKillick
3K Followers 40 Following Security engineer and researcher | Elliot on Security
Jason Koebler @jason_koebler
32K Followers 2K Following Journalist @404mediaco, former EIC @motherboard Signal: 1-202-505-1702 // email: [email protected]
Samantha Cole @samleecole
16K Followers 2K Following journalist @404mediaco author of HOW SEX CHANGED THE INTERNET [email protected] signal: sam.404
Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her
Is Now on VT! @Now_on_VT
1K Followers 306 Following Get notified when interesting APT/FIN indicators of compromise appear on https://t.co/Sb3PFMresB. A threat intelligence project by @craiu
Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins
131K Followers 10K Following NYC public defender since ‘09. Former candidate for Manhattan District Attorney. Appeared on Survivor & Amazing Race. She•Her. 欧美玲. Fueled by rage at injustice.
miss molly🕷🕸 @mollyringwurm17
6K Followers 6K Following the beginning and the end 🐍 she/her ✨page is private bc they can’t let a bitch live 😈✨🤘🏻🦇 🏳️🌈
EDDIE CHENG @ecomEddie
52K Followers 565 Following Building 8 figure businesses https://t.co/1w37PXU25k | co-owner https://t.co/EQ7LS0uFqR
Carly Page @CarlyPage_
6K Followers 801 Following senior cybersecurity reporter @techcrunch, metalhead & greyhound mum. tips: +44 1536 853968 / [email protected]
kittenghost @spaceghostkari
18K Followers 325 Following 18+ ONLY - banner by @digbysart - @spaceghost shitpost
stacy @stacycay
205K Followers 1K Following Hi I’m Stacy Cay I’m a comedian and model from the south and I don’t like republicans.
SECurityTr8Ker @SECurityTr8Ker
3K Followers 5 Following I monitor the SEC's RSS feed for 8-K and 6-K filings with Item 1.05. Last SEC check: 2024-05-04 11:06:43 ET.
Rob Johnson @FreeRangeLawyer
9K Followers 305 Following atty @IJ / property rights / financial privacy / the right to build / get off my lawn
Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill
68K Followers 203 Following Proud Captain of the best damn ship in the Navy, @TheCVN69. All views presented are mine and do not represent DoD/DoN. Follows/RTs/links ≠ DoD/DoN endorsement.
John Ʌ Konrad V @johnkonrad
27K Followers 2K Following CEO @gCaptain, maritime journalist, former drillship captain, author of Fire On The Horizon and cofounder @UnofficialNet - K5HIP
Tony @TJ_Null
22K Followers 528 Following Blue Teamer in Disguise. Blog at https://t.co/spa33ybIVL. SANS Netwars Champion. Former community manager and founder of the Offsec community for @offsectraining
Naomi Brockwell @naomibrockwell
68K Followers 6K Following Tech journalist 📺: https://t.co/U9sHacLWRo https://t.co/BOLDq7rLMs 📕: https://t.co/5wY2fABVNJ Dance like no one's watching. Encrypt like everyone is.
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗡𝗘.. @_thenetgala
408 Followers 2 Following A one-night showcase of multimedia artists exhibiting pieces on net art, privacy, hacking and tech exploitation. March 2nd 2024 - Brooklyn, NY
Ashley with the cute .. @d34da55
100 Followers 156 Following Ironically positive. Founder of @DCG575. Totally a desert hippie. aka “DeadAss”.
Hornet 🪡 of Hallow.. @spaceghost
39K Followers 2K Following “the sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel” - IT/data eng/sci/anal former @netflix @wework #LCS commentator —🔞 @spaceghostkari
Kylie Ochoa (EXIF Dat.. @MissAnonFatale
4K Followers 2K Following I have “the most famous breasts in FBI Cybercrime / Hacking history” 🤣 Mum of 2 boys | Wife of @0x686967 | Aussie in US 🇦🇺🇺🇸 | @WolphstarrL @CWNCyber
AI Cases Bot @ai_cases_bot
301 Followers 2 Following Updates on AI legal cases. Hosted by @freelawproject. Also at @ai.bots.law on BlueSky and @[email protected]
Alpha Esports & Techn.. @AlphaEsportTech
583 Followers 392 Following Alpha Esports & Technology is a Veteran Owned gaming & tech center in Suwanee, GA & offers services for gamers, techies , & content creators. (SDVOSB)
EMS💀 @Turbo81
2K Followers 811 Following I do cool sciencey stuff with electricity and security. displaced scot. chief scientist. personal account. dogs, cancer surviving & bikes 🏴🇺🇸
BAD DEVELOPER CLUB @baddevclub
200 Followers 1 Following BAD DEVELOPER CLUB 👩💻🧑💻👨💻ALL WELCOMED SHIT CODE CELEBRATED
Andrej Karpathy @karpathy
981K Followers 905 Following 🧑🍳. Previously Director of AI @ Tesla, founding team @ OpenAI, CS231n/PhD @ Stanford. I like to train large deep neural nets 🧠🤖💥
Alex Delamotte @spiderspiders_
556 Followers 1K Following Threat Researcher @ SentinelLabs. Resident of Las Vegas. Unabashed Futurist. Probably a Shiny Pokémon in human-like form. Opinions are mine. she/they
Thinkst Canary @ThinkstCanary
12K Followers 10K Following Most companies only realise they are breached when informed by a 3rd party. This is a stupid problem! Thinkst Canary. Know. When it Matters.
Many things, but ultimately, my wife.
Men, what is stopping you from dressing like this?
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I've been working in cybersecurity for two Microsoft CEO "security is our highest priority" memos now...
Members of the public weigh in on whether I know anything about the Fourth Amendment.
kk, it's pretty clear that putting together a(nother) talk on the history of vulnerability disclosure is getting overdue
🚨🚨UNIFORM UPDATE🚨🚨 If you are a middle aged man in the London area, there has been a uniform update. Please be advised, a uniform update has been issued!
Hi there, I’m Dave, I fund several underprivileged and inner city schools in k12 security programs to help those that need it the most. Predominately diverse and minority groups. I create paid spots and internships ever year for them. No tax benefits, just because I want to…
I think we should do a black tie event at @defcon called the "shitposter awards" where we give out awards for the best memes in multiple categories
Got a few DMs saying they like Concierge and that we should press on. Y'all... we're touched. Seriously. Thanks. I wasn't fishing for compliments. This was more to let project creators know that haters are lame. But seriously... thank you.
Filing this in "trolls living under a glass bridge shouldn't throw stones" Earlier today someone sent a pretty mean DM to me talking about how Concierge is buggy and the project should end. Did some OSINT (I can't shut this off) Y'all, they work at an AAA game publisher!!
@MalwareJake Whats to stop someone from sending a hot one. (Remember "damn shawty")?
@MalwareJake I don't know about you but I've been really enjoying 404media.
lol, well - here’s a countpoint: australia is the same size as the continental US with 26 (vs 350) million people. an area of the country the size of *india* is completely uninhabitable. imo, this is remote work going *just* far enough
A working man from Australia who operates a huge excavator while sitting in his office has gone viral on social media. Remote working has gone too far...
@MalwareJake I would enjoy chatting on this sometime: ) I design to each segment independently. My basic segmentation: * Internal services ** User ***App ***Infra ***.... ** Services (consider no public routes) ** Partners and Other (exceptions on request) ** Data & Salas ** IT/user
@MalwareJake @bettersafetynet Also, they haven’t worked help desk enough. When someone says ZT is possible with no exceptions, automatic help desk duty for a week.
@MalwareJake also have your "exception" flow very well documented and tested. You 100% will encounter a "omg this just needs to work RIGHT NOW" situation. Purists will claim this won't happen. Mock them. Heavily. In the real world pros know you MUST have pressure release valves.
Jonathan Scott and Michael Slowik with more defamation this time targeting @thejonmccoy
Just ran whoami. Waiting for the SOC to deploy the hit squad for me.
This is what retirement looks like for me except it will be inside a yacht in the Caribbean
My test account on AWS is called "shitposting," as that's its globally unique account alias. I also federate into the console via the use of Granted. Which means that whenever I fire up the web console from my terminal, this is how it launches:
@FrodeHommedal @MalwareJake Got as far as "but" before I thought less of you.
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