Max Manalang @ManalangMax

you sly dog, you kept me manalanging Joined August 2019

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Max Manalang @ManalangMax

4 years ago

How much 🅿️ does a 🅿️ pusher push if a 🅿️ pusher does push 🅿️?

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SLUH Swim & Dive @sluhswimdive

4 years ago

Your Class 2 Diving State Champion!

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Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing

4 years ago

It was Norm Macdonald’s unique gift to make every individual who loved his comedy believe they were the only one - members of a tiny, esoteric audience that happened to include everyone.

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I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

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Sr. Miriam James @onegroovynun

4 years ago

“I am a Catholic priest from Poland; I would like to take his place because he has a wife and children.” —St Maximilian Kolbe The man St Maximilian gave his life for at Auschwitz lived to be 93 years old and he was present at the canonization of St Maximilian in 1982

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Vsauce @tweetsauce

4 years ago

the game

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adult swim @adultswim

4 years ago

Around 378 million of you told us to make Smiling Friends. So we’re making Smiling Friends with @MichaelRCusack and @psychicpebble and it’s coming this year. Yay!

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Max Manalang @ManalangMax

5 years ago

Call my cooking clouds ‘cause that shit be ☁️ cumulonimbussin ☁️

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Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord

5 years ago

Hear me out: An entire Disney+ show about Jimmy Woo just working weird cases in the MCU. Like a fun X-Files. Make it happen.

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Andrew Collier @acollierrr

5 years ago

my top 3 nelsons 1.nelson mandela 2. 3. i dont know any other nelsons

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Max Manalang @ManalangMax

5 years ago

People always ask me how am I able to use so many synonyms? Like bro I’m just constructed unconventionally

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Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger

5 years ago

As a lifelong environmental activist I am horrified that some young people say they may not have children because of climate change The truth is that *most* trends relating to climate change & the environment are headed in the right direction! THREAD environmentalprogress.org/apocalypse-nev…

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Max Manalang @ManalangMax

5 years ago

Priests are in the farthest long-distance relationship ever.

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SLUH Athletics @SLUHAthletics

5 years ago

With a score of 515.65 - which is a school record, a MSHSAA Class 2 record, and the 10th highest score in MSHSAA Championship history - the 2020 Class 2 diving champion is Sebastian Lawrence! #AMDG #SLUHAthletics

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SLUH Swim & Dive @sluhswimdive

5 years ago

Way to go Sebastian! Your Class 2 Diving Champion! Great start and congrats! SLUH is very proud of you!

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Max Manalang @ManalangMax

5 years ago

Imagine you’re trying to decide on a movie to watch with your family, and your brother ends up being the one who chooses the movie, but then he goes upstairs and doesn’t even watch it with everybody else. My point is that astronauts shouldn’t be able to vote.