Dargan Ware @ManerWare

I am an attorney, poet, and novelist living in Birmingham, Alabama with my wife Kristi and her teenage triplets. (He/him, thee/thou, hey you) amazon.com/dp/1096681153?… Birmingham, AL Joined May 2019

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Vagabond @Just_Vagabond

2 months ago

@The_Idol_Killer @AKoca96 @MargoCatholic Yeah, I just don't know all the specifics of Ancestral sin in full yet. I personally hold to the idea that we are born with the privation of original righteousness, which I would argue instills in us a weakness (Rom 5:6, 2 Cor 12:9), and that weakness is what Christ assumes in…

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

2 months ago

Air Bud is a very senior dog now, but I do believe he's got two movies left in him about sports played at the retirement home: Air Bud Gets Pickled and, the fitting finale, Air Bud Shuffles Off.

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2 months ago

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

5 months ago

Well, you can't say the Hogs don't make it interesting. WPS!!

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

5 months ago

Duke and Alabama are gonna play first to 120 on Saturday lol

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

6 months ago

Hogs are doing great now, but at this rate with the foul situation, we're going to finish the game with Lawson Blake at the 4

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

6 months ago

From a brilliant friend who has good reason not to post it: the federal government is now assigning jobs by MERIT ... Which stands for Male Europeans Right in There

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

8 months ago

RIP to a true hero and among the best men and best Christians America has ever produced. I hope you weren't the last of your kind, President Carter.

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

9 months ago

It's gonna be a big deal in 6 or 8 years when somebody finally wins one of these first round CFP games on the road.

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

9 months ago

I feel like the sleep-inducing poppy scene in Wicked just means Fiyero has built up a tolerance to heroin.

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

9 months ago

If I was to create a line of plant-based facsimiles of things that are not normally made of plants (I'm not, but stay with me...), it would be called Vegettabout It!

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

9 months ago

Can we petition the SEC to make Arkansas- LSU and OU-Mizzou the Thanksgiving weekend games? Wouldn't that make a lot more sense?

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

10 months ago

They should make an animated show called Back to the Furture: Einstein's Adventures in Time in which we learn that it was actually Doc Brown's dog that figured out time travel.

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

10 months ago

I do know the words to O Canada, but that never stops me from wanting the second line to be "You're so wuv-wy"

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

10 months ago

... A parody of The Legend of Zelda in which the main character, Twink, must find the Macarena of Time, an instrument which plays only one song... I ask again, why does my brain hate me

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

10 months ago

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

10 months ago

I have a million dollar idea* A bar shampoo shaped like the poop emoji and called "Sham poo." The slogan would be "Sham poo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends." *May be measured in Zimbabwean dollars

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

12 months ago

Random mashup of movies that popped into my head: Priscilla, Queen of the Damned... Bunch of LGBTQ vampires lost in the Australian desert...you know I might actually watch that, lol.

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

12 months ago

🎷"at the cobra, cobra kai dojo"...to the tune of Copacabana... Why does my brain do this to me?

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Dargan Ware @ManerWare

a year ago

Best reaction to a misheard song lyric I've ever seen: "Why would he ask the Taliban to count his bananas?" Random teenager with a very concerned look on his face to the elderly gentleman working at the gas station and listening to Harry Bellafonte.