The Manic VC @ManicVc

Venture Capitalists are strange creatures. I am one of them. I'm the worst. These are my thoughts and worth reading because I am the great VC. San Francisco, CA Joined November 2018

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

I wonder how many VCs don’t use any drugs or drink at all? #startups #vc

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

Gotta be honest, when female founders email me asking to take me to lunch, I decline, on the regular. So do most male VCs these days. #VentureCapital

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

I get really annoyed when someone asks, “who do you work for?” ... I mean, I don’t have to work for anyone, I’m too smart for that, I’m a VC! #VentureCapital

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

If the answer to “why has nobody thought of this before?” sounds like you are the first to come up with it..... I bet you’re not. Pass. #venturecapital #startups

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

Rule #1 of VC: I’m always right #VentureCapital #startups

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

New year, same me #VentureCapital

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

What are you desperate founders thinking? It’s prime ski season. Email me in May. #startups

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

Hey #founders, look in your stocking, #santa left you a big lump of coal... now quick.... go blame the VC who passed on your garbage deal #startups #venturecapital

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

Ideas do not usually come with leaders

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

“More lithium” is probably the answer I don’t want to hear right now.... #venturecapital

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

I love it when a pitch feels like a Sunday afternoon stroll through a used car lot. #startups #venturecapital

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

Every male VC I know is banging a founder or three... @theinformation is NOT working hard enough #startups

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

All these founders think they are 1 in a million. Hmmmm. Guess they shouldn’t have dropped out of college before math class. #startups

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

Friday night is the worst because all the regular losers can go party all night like VCs do all week. #startups #venturecapital

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

Lots of founders think they are the next Zuckerberg, but the thing is, even Zuck didn’t think he was the next Zuck until after he was. So.... that’s gotta tell you something. #startups

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

These random drug tests by my probation officer make me wake up before 5 PM on days I really hadn't planned to. #VentureCapital #startups

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The Manic VC @ManicVc

7 years ago

Where is the abortion clinic for startups? #startups #VentureCapital

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