Maria Aurora @Maria__Aurora
instant noodle botherer | fancy dress instigator | F&B Manager | Nemophilist | Former Beer Nerd® | She/Her Kingston Near Lewes, England Joined August 2012-
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My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri. I want to see if this image I found on google described as…
Apologies for the lack of #content on here recently, we’ve been DMing the most gullible people in the world pretending to be the teachers of kids who identify as cats. Normal service will be resumed soon.
Day off work tomorrow. So I’m tucked up in bed, skincare routine completed, at 20:20. I didn’t even get day drunk. Who even am I?!
Things I’ve said out loud to other humans today part 70138: “well, out all of the negative emotions, boredom is the best one to get drunk whilst feeling”.
Facts. Except I’ve only lived in this area for 20 years and reckon I could only do 20 miles. Goals.
Facts. Except I’ve only lived in this area for 20 years and reckon I could only do 20 miles. Goals.
They’re about two weeks away from marching into bathrooms with laminated home-made TOILET INSPECTOR cards
Utterly brilliant responses.
A hardy perennial- the “barred list” on the wall of The Half Moon pub , Herne Hill , South London. The greatest barred list of them all. (Can’t remember when I first saw this but still hilarious)
Hey @BrightonHoveCC you need to move this rubbish left over from the marathon. It’s blocking the pavement outside brighton dome. People are struggling to get round it. @bhcitynews
Been a while since I posted on here but thanks for a great night @brightontop20
I’d love to be a stay at home dad
Well this is everything I needed today
Being a cunt is a sexually attractive trait - this goes for both sexes - cos it demonstrates you have the talent, drive and magnetism to get through life unharmed despite being a cunt
Brilliant. A perfect response to the ‘keep politics out of beer/sport/whatever’ crowd.

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