Extremely rare officially licensed 1996 Donkey Kong squeaky hammer plush from Japan. The hammer is embedded in Donkey Kong's body, so that he must be held by the handle and struck downward against a surface to produce the squeaking sound.
@MarioBrothBlog You may strike the surface..... Once.
@MarioBrothBlog The professionalism of your reporting is a paragon in journalism.
@MarioBrothBlog And this is officially licensed?! Good Lord...!
@MarioBrothBlog Oh, I have the Mario from this set! Idk if he holds any significant value compared to the DK though.
@MarioBrothBlog This completely rewrites the definition for pounding
@MarioBrothBlog I come in wearing my tool belt and it's filled with this
@MarioBrothBlog Looks like it uses the same pattern (in terms of what shape each sheet of raw material was cut into) as the mario beanies/plushies that came out around the same time
@MarioBrothBlog That looks like a serious medical condition, DK
@MarioBrothBlog Come kids, make a squeaking noise by smacking objects with Donkey Kong's prolapsed anus!
@MarioBrothBlog @Vapor_Skull Why he got a butt plug in
@MarioBrothBlog Strike from the rear as they would say
@MarioBrothBlog Thank you SupperMarioBroth for bestowing me the blessed sight of official DK prolapsed anus
@MarioBrothBlog The backside tho
@MarioBrothBlog I'm gonna start using "striking surface" now
@MarioBrothBlog I spanked it once, with a hammer
@MarioBrothBlog @Dwhatevur something ab this makes me feel u need it