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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

Boring people get bored Oregon Joined July 2012
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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

4 years ago

Hear me out: a WISH themed costume party where the winner is whoever’s costume looks least like the advertised photo

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

4 years ago

Not trying to sound high maintenance, but I will be requiring a holiday trip and a themed party every year for my birthday from here on out

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peach @peachsweet_tea

5 years ago

Hey men. Those little hairs in the sink when you’re done shaving. Turn the water on and rinse the sink. Wash those little hairs down the sink. Just a little swish, one extra step. Please just swoosh it down

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karabara @k_dubzz21

5 years ago

it’s a true tragedy that mtv created so many great shows that they could replay but instead choose to play ridiculousness for 22 hours a day

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swell ✨ @djratbastard

6 years ago

Americans are protesting to end the stay at home order. We have got to be the DUMBEST COUNTRY in the entire galaxy. Holy fuck.

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

26 is the age where you start accepting being IDed as a compliment

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

Just to clarify, I was offered the job but respectfully declined 🙃

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

I unintentionally interviewed to be a sex worker today. How has covid-19 impacted your life recently?

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

Why did no one tell me that brothels and happy-endings are LEGAL in Australia before I went to my interview at a massage parlor?!?!? 😫🤢😭

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

I was on the Australian news the other day and you can bet your ass that I was wearing my tiny’s tavern tee shirt

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ESPN @espn

6 years ago

24 years ago today, Happy Gilmore defeated Shooter McGavin to win the Tour Championship in honor of Chubbs Peterson.

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

It’s a different experience watching the Super Bowl at 10:30 am on a Monday morning

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justin @farringt0n

6 years ago

blink 182 scooby dooby doo 🤝 🤝where are🤝 you? 🤝 dad the clitoris

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Ryan Moyer @RyanMoyer10

6 years ago

Alex Trebek is a national treasure. That’s all. #Jeopardy

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

How much do I need to donate to the Australian bushfires for @chrishemsworth to send me a nude 👀

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

What would standards say if they could see me now 🤔

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Tunger 🌙 @MashedPoTaylor

6 years ago

Guess who got a job in a Chinese restaurant 😂

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Kyle @kkunta__

6 years ago

Contact lenses and glasses should be free i never asked to be blind

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