Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

I drink your milkshake, I drink it up! OC Joined February 2013

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

4 weeks ago

You're listening to music wrong if you can't discover an artist, with a few bangers, on youtube with a subscriber count of less than 10K

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Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom

4 months ago

Alabama has 3X the homicide rate of California. Its murder rate is ranked third in the entire country. Stick to football, bro.

Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh

4 months ago

Alabama has 3X the homicide rate of California. Its murder rate is ranked third in the entire country. Stick to football, bro.

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

4 months ago

Purchasing a luxury product is not the same as purchasing a product of quality.

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Hear me out, what if everyone with a student loan just stopped paying it. Literally everyone, full stop. You think they can come after 45 million borrowers? Their camps can't hold that many people, yet.

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

7 months ago

Surely the president is doing everything he can to quell rising consumer prices ... surely.

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

9 months ago

Grandma said I looked big, and that is all that matters.

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

10 months ago

"Growing old is hell." ~ Grandma

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

a year ago

If it shakes...

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

2 years ago

There was maybe one person under the age of 40 in the chambers for the State of the Union address. I'm tired of seeing skeletons draped in loose skin pandering to people that do not care about you or me.

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

2 years ago

There is an epidemic of broccoli hair

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

2 years ago

Professional camera finder

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

2 years ago

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Matthew DeF @MattDeeeeeeeFr

2 years ago

I can't be convinced that Tom Hanks is a struggling fruit vendor from Downtown Los Angeles--please stop trying. A slice-of-life movies should relate to it's audience, starting with an actor that has actually endured such plight.