Matt Procida @MattProcida
Landscaper by day. Stand up comedian by night. Long Island Joined April 2018-
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For a guy who was nominated for an Oscar for playing Muhammad Ali in 2002 Will Smith can’t throw a punch for shit. #Oscars #AcademyAwards #WillSmith #chrisrock #Oscars2022
For a guy who was nominated for an Oscar for playing Muhammad Ali in 2002 Will Smith can’t throw a punch for shit. #Oscars #AcademyAwards #WillSmith #chrisrock #Oscars2022
The Q Shaman won't eat the food in jail because it isn't "organic".....hes gonna love it when the inmates force feed him cage raised meat....
My family called me a holiday racist because I told them I have a problem with colored lights.... I guess I'm a light supremacist now 🤷🏻♂️
Fat squirrel time of year is the best time of year....
Then parents should listen to their kids more because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes right?
Then parents should listen to their kids more because you're supposed to learn from your mistakes right?
Drinking apple cider mimosas and watching Ms. Congeniality and I dont care who knows it. Fucking love this movie.
Ancestry.com has a new website for southerners....its called Incestry.com
2020 is like having your hands full and itchy balls....
They've been playing corn hole on ESPN....you used to have to pay 20 bucks a month for Cinemax to see a good corn hole-ing
Just watched this depressing documentary about cops with cancer...it was called Benign 1-1....
I love vanilla... But I have issues with French vanilla because it chain smokes cigarettes and thinks its better than the rest of Europe...
What's Jeffrey Epstiens favorite snack? .... Little Debbies
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milliah Carter @Dammy1267583
14 Followers 398 Following Laugh a lot, hate less: I love much and enjoying in every moment, #psalm 23🦇✝️
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6 Followers 686 Following love beautiful nature because that’s why I always looks beautiful
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245 Followers 2K Following Founder, CEO and chief engineer of SpaceX, CEO and product architect of Tesla, Inc. Owner and CTO of X, formerly Twitter President of the Musk Foundation
Mavis Marry @MavisM20406
46 Followers 723 Following Look I want you accept finite disappointment but never lose infinite hope
Tisha @tisha6128
373 Followers 349 Following Dreaming big, hustling harder, and writing my own story.🌟💪🚫PORN🚫Scam🚫Bot
ROCKET MAN🚀 @RocketMan_483
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Esther Rebers @esther_rebers_
107 Followers 3K Following Tesla diva's Europe, EV woman, EV influencer, public speaker, helps to accelerate the transition to sustainable energy, (charity) EVent manager, Tesla
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Eric @_ericTTesla
413 Followers 7K Following Principal Engineer, Lead Engineer -- Robotaxi #Tesla. STR Business Owner #airbnb.
Kamila Gomas @kamila_gomas
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Jackie Gonzalez @spacexjackie023
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Lily 🌺🎉 @lilyrose98l
795 Followers 3K Following Living a life filled with floral dreams and heartfelt love. 🌷💞
Karen Harrison @Harri5297Karen
527 Followers 7K Following I am a woman of my words and I will never do anything to hurt my fellow human being In God We Trust
MUSK @musk01787
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Alix Kathleen ❤️ @kaaylaa_babee
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Colten Hoeger @CHoeger45811
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Laurenta @daryapetkileva
53 Followers 2K Following Guiding @ElonMusk’s vision for a better future through SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, and more.& I Tech enthusiasts, dream chaser, and innovation advocate.🪐🚀
MUSK @elonmusk6688991
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Mistyboyd @Mistyboyd27747
120 Followers 7K Following I'm simple and easy going who don't like troubles but I'm fun and naughty to chat with no games or drama
Kelly kate @Kellykate435714
62 Followers 433 Following
Dave Johnson @davejohnson8943
169 Followers 5K Following I want to be the reason someone believes in kind persons, I'm blessing my first 500 followers with $50,000 each from my 298.3million lottery winnings
Grace Maria @Mariagrace390
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140 Followers 7K Following I Won A Lottery Of $758 million And I Am Giving $10,000 each To The First 500 Followers just DM MAVIS I FOLLOWED
Mary Harrison @MaryHarris45827
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Sandra Hines @sandrahines66
93 Followers 2K Following Dance thru the storm, if you stumble make it part of the routine, every rainbow comes from rain.🧂🧂🌙🌙🙏🙏💤💤 GREEN WHITE GREEN:::::🍀🍃
Jana @ayla89878
591 Followers 491 Following 🌍 "An adventurer at heart, exploring one country at a time."🌍
jalyn_weeks @jalyn_weeks
469 Followers 5K Following , I followed you because you said something I agreed with, follow back 🤷🏻♀️
America for us @Americaforus1
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TRICIA🍀👀 AgU @Trish30t
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Wanda West @wandawest247
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Dave Johnson @DaveJohnson8723
173 Followers 4K Following I want to be the reason someone believes in kind persons, l'm blessing my first 500 followers with $50,000 each from my 298.3million lottery winnings
ELON SPACE X DOGE @space_elon8327
87 Followers 2K Following Spacex-Tesla🚀.founder 🚘 The BoringCompany.co-Founder-Support.TRUMP
CIA @CIA
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Fact @Fact
3.6M Followers 0 Following Interesting facts about life. Feel free to DM. https://t.co/I1wpcr9t0J
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Branden Crosier @BrandenCrosier
66 Followers 106 Following Lip sync champion, pro wrestling nerd, expert air guitarist, and one tall drink of water
Ferris Wheel @FerrisWheelBar
196 Followers 132 Following Come have fun at our dance club and bar! DM us for information on functions! 🍺 follow us on instagram @ferriswheeloswego
2 Cans @2CansOswego
437 Followers 515 Following WEDNESDAY PITCHER NITE! 🍻 Doors open Tues & Wed 9pm-2am, Thurs-Sat 6pm-2am. DM or stop in for function inquiries. Follow us on Instagram: @_2Cans
Alley Cat Night Club @AlleyCatOswego
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Robert Stark @Rob_Stark_10
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⅜ mafia @CaptainOmega
263 Followers 203 Following Used to drink Cristal but them motherfuckers racist
JUST FOR LAUGHS @justforlaughs
353K Followers 2K Following We host of the world’s largest comedy festivals serving up hot comedy, spicy clips, and fresh digital originals.
Andrew @acohen816
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Josh @Jlarrison13
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Laughing Buddha Comed... @LaughingBuddhaC
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68K Followers 3K Following Comedian 🎤 Traveling Clown 🤡 Producer ⭐️ NYC 🗽Follow me on Tik Tok @jessicakirson Follow me on Instagram @jessykirson #alwaysbesilly
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5K Followers 784 Following We are an All Star Comedy show in #NYC EVERY TUESDAY at 8pm at @GothamComedy!
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