Sprite™️ @MattSprite
I am a product of my environment Joined August 2013-
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When I get depressed I do a lot of self destructive things but I know I’m at the bottom when I buy the new Madden #MaddenNFL20
2009 Kids: weeee I’m having fun! 2019 kids: I literally have the weight of the world on my shoulders!
I bought toilet paper that had “cleansing ripples” but I prefer to call them “poop crevasses”
John Lennon is that you? @ScottAukerman @MikeHanford reddit.com/r/Catastrophic…
What is the appropriate level of concern I should have that an #Uber driver is going to end it all on my ride
What if trees view their lives just as important as humans. This is a bad tweet, but whatever if your this far in
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Seth Meyers welcomed '80s pop star Rockwell to sing "White Women Watching Me" slct.al/2yMA9WT
After I sneeze I always find an ordained priest to bless me
I’ve been described as clinical on the the basketball court. But it’s mostly a reference to clinical depression.
I got to get back to my family, so I can lose weight. - steph #sprite
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