Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

Once, when I was a child, I ran into a picnic table and almost died. Punk rawk and baseball. Brother/Husband/Father...I am none of these things. instagram.com/teenagekicked/ New England Joined December 2010

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

4 days ago

Huh. So there's a movie from 1969 called CASTLE KEEP starring Burt Lancaster and Peter Falk, and it's about a one-eyed soldier. But Lancaster plays the guy with one eye, NOT Falk!

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

2 weeks ago

Tubi's algorithm is now exclusively recommending found footage horror movies to me, and I can't tell you how much I appreciate that.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

2 weeks ago

I have a new favorite baseball player.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

2 weeks ago

Hmm, pretty sure A.I. is wrong about this one....

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

2 weeks ago

I'm no Marilu Henner, but pretty sure I can name every album I've ever listened to whilst on a road trip. But don't gimme the trip first, gimme the album. Pretty sure I can tell you.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

2 weeks ago

No pun intended, I have a true disconnect when it comes to smartphones. I don't operate them well, I can't figure out seemingly simple things, I abhor their overwhelming presence in modern society's daily life. Before you call me an old man, I will say, I think the VCR is great.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

3 weeks ago

Just got off the phone with my friend Ellen. She said, "Hey! The White Sox scored ten runs tonight!" They've been in a rough patch lately, so I said, "Hey, that's great!" Then, just kidding, being sardonic, I said, "Did the other team score eleven?" She sent me this:

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

3 weeks ago

"Reading Rainbow" was such a great loophole for kids to "read" but still just watch TV.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

3 weeks ago

I still can't get used to Morgan Freeman - the Voice of God - doing these medicine commercials in which he says "diarrhea."

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

3 weeks ago

I'm not even a metal guy, but jeeze I get emotional about Ozzy. Greatest rock voice ever? Listen to "Changes" and try to not cry

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

3 weeks ago

Ugh. Nobody ever wants to see what I just pulled out of my nose.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

3 weeks ago

Still so weird the BEATLES and BEACH BOYS are soooo close to each other, alphabetically, on my record shelf.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

4 weeks ago

When I think of actors that reeeaaaally knew how to drive a car, I think of four names: Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, James Garner, and Burt Reynolds.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

4 weeks ago

My official ranking of all the months, starting with the best: *December *October *September *February *March *November *January *April *May *June *August *July November might be higher, but Thanksgiving stresses me out and it's also the end of baseball season.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

4 weeks ago

The moon has been striking this week, even more than usual. Just heard the sad news about Jim Lovell. R.I.P. to the Commander.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

4 weeks ago

They say it's unhealthy to eat after 10 PM, which is why I house two Big Macs and a McFlurry every night at 9:59 PM.

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

a month ago

Three movies that never got made, but ohh how I wish they had: NATIONAL LAMPOON'S AUSTRALIAN VACATION, ROMANCE OF THE PINK PANTHER, and Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder's spoof of DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE

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Matt Stepanski @MattStepanski

a month ago

The trifecta of summertime villains - lawnmower, weed whacker, and leaf blower - all woke me up at the crack of dawn. They love to do this, I swear they do. It's getting personal.