Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

Snarky foul mouthed liberal with high functioning autism and loves pretty much anything outdoors. Massive Bad Religion fan. Parrot parent #SlavaUkraiini Colorado Joined July 2023

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

6 months ago

If you were dumb enough to vote for Trump, I hope you find yourself getting fucked over by every single fucking DOGE cut. I hope you lose your job, home, healthcare, social security, everything you hold dear. You deserve it dipshits 🖕🤬🖕🤬🖕😂

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

7 months ago

It's been the Gulf of Mexico for decades, we shouldn't change it so Trump can perform his jingoistic puffery🤬🖕

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7 months ago

It's been the Gulf of Mexico for decades, we shouldn't change it so Trump can perform his jingoistic puffery🤬🖕

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

7 months ago

Thank you! I've been thinking about this for a while. It's not like SCOTUS will vote against the imperial presidency, regardless how egregious the misconduct...

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

7 months ago

So red hats, have you figured out you voted to get yourself fucked 7 ways from Sunday yet? Don't worry, the reality of the situation YOU voted for will result in your own getting well and truly fucked will penetrate the walls of lies and misinformation you erect around yourself..

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

7 months ago

If @elonnusk wants my personal medical records, he should know that I say "FUCK OFF" and that he can choke to death on the fattest part of my dick! #ExileElon

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

7 months ago

I can't say with any certainty, so, for the purpose of the transparency I must be very clear that this is supposition, but it seems entirely possible. Fire his oligarch ass into deep space on one of his fucking rockets, never to be seen again as he burns up in a decaying orbit...

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7 months ago

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Everett @OddswithGOP

7 months ago

It’s no secret, if he’s talking, he’s lying.

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

7 months ago

Congrats on getting in shape, I need to work hard to do the same; we have absolutely no idea of what may come and when being able to run a 5 min mile could be life saving. I hate musk and Trump for forcing me to think fatalism. Crooked motherfuckers....

Lynn Without an E @Moon_River05

7 months ago

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

7 months ago

So, are you MAGA supporting dipshits beginning to realize just how profoundly bad you fucked up? If you morons haven't figured out your fuck up, you will...

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

9 months ago

I truly hope that EVERY LAST TRUMP VOTER is entirely fucked over by his policies, just like those of us without our heads up our asses and voted for Harris. We're all getting skull fucked, they deserve to get fucked even harder. Fucking GQP derelicts 🤬🖕

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

9 months ago

Someone needs to explain to the GQP that winning an election with a narrow plurality DOES NOT constitute a mandate for GQP policies!!

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

10 months ago

👋 I'm here intermittently, at least for now...

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

10 months ago

Old friends and most of my extended family unfortunately 😔

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

10 months ago

Come to Spoutible! Theres no ketamine addled derelict in charge and mis/disinformation is not allowed. It's a much nicer place than this racist cesspool!

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10 months ago

Come to Spoutible! Theres no ketamine addled derelict in charge and mis/disinformation is not allowed. It's a much nicer place than this racist cesspool!

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Matt Egan @MattStillNOTCNN

10 months ago

POTUS desperately needs to take advantage of "presidential immunity" ASAFuckingP to mitigate as much damage the incoming administration plans to inflict. Right. Fucking. NOW!!! Send in Seal Team 6, it's in his duties to protect the country after all....