Matt @MattTakeThree

Single dad, getting owned by a 7yr olds cheek. Cars, animals, sometimes manages people. instagram.com/matthewwilson4… North Lincolnshire Joined July 2023

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Matt @MattTakeThree

9 hours ago

Other parents at said party; "Oh little (Tarquin) will be in bed 7:45pm at the latest, we want wine time" Mine at 9:15pm; watched engineering YouTube, now on @GordonRamsay and @RyanTrahan cooking video.

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Matt @MattTakeThree

10 hours ago

Dinner, is served

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Matt @MattTakeThree

12 hours ago

Dick splash is at a birthday party, leisure centre. Temu version of #totalwipeout Tried getting the other parents to take bets on kids survival each round. Apparently they don't wanna. No fun

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Matt @MattTakeThree

14 hours ago

Granny offered lunch. Hungry Caterpillar continues....

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16 hours ago

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a day ago

After school and Lidl, someone were hyper. So we went to the woods...

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Matt @MattTakeThree

2 days ago

When did @ChupaChups_esp start doing these pathetic offerings, smaller than a malteaser?

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Matt @MattTakeThree

2 days ago

The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar continues his assault on my credit card.

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Matt @MattTakeThree

2 days ago

Signal doesn't exist around here apparently. Yesterday I did smart.

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Matt @MattTakeThree

3 days ago

Intermittent faults, no codes to read, disappearing at random. Fucking vauxhall in a frock.

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Matt @MattTakeThree

3 days ago

It's that annual time when I fish my suit out, so far it's seen; 3 weddings A christening or 2 or 3 2 PACE interviews Week in court 2-3 interviews I'm not a suit guy.....

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Matt @MattTakeThree

4 days ago

She's not scared of a D6 at full chat 5m away, or a road sweeper working 2m away. But some thunder 3 villages away, while she's on the sofa, shits herself.

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Matt @MattTakeThree

4 days ago

Snack of champions.

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Matt @MattTakeThree

4 days ago

When there's weeks like this, where the bank account is a sea of red, the salary is fairly shit compared to the market, and everything we do is a fight in the weather.... Two things keep me at this job: 1. I have flex to see my boy grow up 2. The view from the office window

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Matt @MattTakeThree

4 days ago

Wet weather comes. So @agrojacksia what do we reckon, works gone quiet or we're shifting thousands of tonnes a day?

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Matt @MattTakeThree

5 days ago

We leave for his mother's in 15mins. Meanwhile, he's playing FH5, building a unimog. Shovelling pork pie and scotch egg down his throat. In his pjs. The immensity of fucks this kid doesn't have, is.. world class.

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Matt @MattTakeThree

5 days ago

Fine in a country where if the operator falls asleep and runs over some staff, they just get buried or chucked in with the 6f5 eh @agrojacksia ? The race to condemn humanity to extinction, continues.

David Lee @DavidLe76335983

5 days ago

Fine in a country where if the operator falls asleep and runs over some staff, they just get buried or chucked in with the 6f5 eh @agrojacksia ? The race to condemn humanity to extinction, continues.

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Matt @MattTakeThree

5 days ago

Last 48hr, boy has been humming and singing a tune. I clocks that it's "piece by piece" by feeder. Asked him Proceeded to name 90% of the album "echo park" and then request "just a day" as "it's awesome". NGL; I'm low key proud here.