matthew kerr @MatthewKerr_
unbound, a wild symphony of the everyday, an unyielding masterpiece. no man has ever been quite like it. instagram.com/matthew_kerr Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2010-
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coworkers love every new tv show that comes out
so sad that some kids won’t have a commencement ceremony this year. how are you supposed to have a good life if john fetterman doesnt tell you to “keep on truckin” before your dad buys you ricotta pancakes with lemon curd at a place called Salt and Bell
I mainly think about overtime pay in terms of how many new candles I can buy. I have amassed like 12 diptyques worth of overtime recently, and honey I think that's worth celebrating
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
just really excited to go to lazy acres in 15 minutes
i’m excited for the insurrectionists to talk like sorkin characters
i’m excited for the insurrectionists to talk like sorkin characters
would love to rebrand as an aimee mann stan account… commenting on the charts for eternal sunshine being like “aimee outsold” … idk seems fun
i can’t stop making DIY fly traps that fail to catch a single fly
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
how many of these are we going to do seriously
how many of these are we going to do seriously
I hope she’s having a wonder day
new yorkers gonna wake up and be pummeled tomorrow
take it off kesha x i can do it with a broken heart mashup
me to the printer at work that gets jammed every 5 seconds
I said I was sorry! 😂
crazy that tucson arizona is the most beautiful place in the world and that one day i’m going to earn a key to the city
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sorry humpback whale 85 life isn’t always fucking fair
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remember when John Mulaney got a divorce and people on twitter started talking about him like he was John Wayne Gacy
Palms Springs trip next week. Last time I was there my friends and I got into a horrible accident and we still wanted to go out so I was looking for rides on Grindr lol
Very rarely does a build up pay off that well
umm actually 🤓 it’s the opposite. you have to sauté the onions for a bit before you add the garlic or else the garlic will burn. not a good metaphor. not a good man.
the thing about having young kids is that you're tired and exapserated during pretty much every waking moment but the best moment of your entire life casually happens like three times a day
this is what watching selling the oc feels like
people will be like “how are you” and i’ll be like “i’m good!” meanwhile i’m actually just fine
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