Maury ❤️🔥 @MauriceMathBook
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Woke up this afternoon in the kitchen smoke fucking everywhere couldn’t remember last night finally figured out it was the wiring behind the fridge was burning for hours I guess I passed out from the fumes last night I cut the power and it got better at least it Friday now yay
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Giants win 👍🏼😎 something burning in the kitchen but I can’t figure out what
I think this guy at the park was on a date with his Labrador retriever but they could’ve just been friends
Bruce Springsteen is jock Bob Dylan but he isn’t cool Bob Dylan that’s Johnny cash
Good maur-ning who’s got a song that will make me weep?
Wow I just rolled out of bed these new sleeping pills are incredible I don’t remember taking one but now I’m running late for my meeting at the boat dealership thinking of getting a Boston whaler nothing fancy just so I can have some fun on the river this summer
Making nachos after a few whiskeys and listening to Otis Redding I keep forgetting to turn the oven on and the cheese isn’t melting youtu.be/owvDQVAm5vc?si…
It would appear I may have misplaced a firearm or two
Everyone throw a metaphorical tomato at this guy 🍅
Good Maur-ning haha new thing I’m trying just having a little fun
Managed to get home and correct the boxers situation I’m going to start buying new boxers soon this was a good reminder at a bad time but what can you do is there anything good on tv tonight
Boxers ripped right as I went to pick up a box jeans seem to be okay it’s going to suck walking around like this but I’ll be stronger for it
Went to a buddy’s house for some football today accidentally knocked over the spinach artichoke dip his wife was PISSED the giants still suck but I’m trying to remain calm
Maury had himself a night I lost jazz but made love to a beautiful woman she told me a lot of guys other her about crypto i said I don’t know what that is lots of stuff to be happy about giants look pretty good today
Bright lights and that sharp whining noise
Jazz are you back in the city I have to swing by a smoker on the upper west side tonight and could use a wingman there will be lots of ladies and maybe some live music
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