Neil "Smoke" deGrasse Tyson @MaxAbsorbency

If you're reading this, you're probably dumb as shit, fuck you. CEO of the Dixon Cox Butte Preservation Society Baltimore Oblast, America Joined July 2012

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roon @tszzl

2 days ago

new algo is maxxing out the rage bait. everyone is rageing. you can feel the shifts in the collective unconscious as nikita monkeys around back there

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Henry M. Rosenberg @DoctorHenryCT

4 days ago

There is no debate about vaccines. Either you believe in the efficacy of vaccines or you are a fucking idiot.

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Neil "Smoke" deGrasse Tyson @MaxAbsorbency

5 days ago

i wonder what the net worth threshold is to fuck @StephenM 's wife... just trying to get in line behind elon and half the white house

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My resignation letter from CDC. Dear Dr. Houry, I am writing to formally resign from my position as Director of the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), effective August 28, 2025, close of business.…

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DM | Burn 🔥 Notice @BurnNote_

3 weeks ago

Don't put TTV in your name if I can't go to twitch and see you react to me fucking you up. This shit means something to me. Grow up.

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😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry

3 weeks ago

The prices at the grocery store are starting to scare the shit out of me. Six bucks for a bag of chips. Beef: 18 bucks a pound. All produce is at least a dollar more. And all of Assface’s stupid fucking tariffs haven’t even kicked in yet. We are in some deep, deep shit, people.

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vandul @_vandul

3 weeks ago

@justinboldaji Bitches leave.

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Battlefield Wire @TheBFWire

4 weeks ago

Battlefield 6 NEEDS CLOSED WEAPONS! Give the players what they want. #Battlefield6 | #Battlefield6Beta

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Keith Edwards @keithedwards

4 weeks ago

2nd amendment people who warned about a tyrannical government are real quiet right now

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MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch

a month ago

A 24-year-old from Ottawa, Saihajpreet Singh, has developed a network of bots including DOGEai to influence U.S. elections to support Donald Trump and the Republican Party. He says he has received interest from political campaigns regarding his bots. These bots post thousands of…

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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

a month ago

BREAKING: Lawrence O'Donnell, a media legend, after seeing the media coverage of Donald Trump's handling of the Epstein files, finally had enough: "We are watching the worst president in history manipulate the worst WH press corps in history every day." This is a must-watch: 🔥

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Trey Picou @treypicou

a month ago

the discourse(tm) sucks atm. just in general it isn’t very good.

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Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge

a month ago

Thinking about being a fulltime Hawaiian shirt guy

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Neil "Smoke" deGrasse Tyson @MaxAbsorbency

a month ago

We're cooking up some fresh ideas I will accept one box of candy as compensation @SNICKERS

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Ryan Crosswell @Ryan_Crosswell

2 months ago

It’s a betrayal that sickens me as a veteran: Afghans who served alongside our troops are being returned to a certain death by the Taliban after Trump ended their safety program. Unconscionable. I’m running for Congress to ensure America upholds its values and keeps our word.

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MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch

2 months ago

The crazy thing about Donald Trump posting an AI video of Obama getting arrested is that Trump once had someone organize a party for him and invite a bunch of “young women” and it turned out Jeffrey Epstein was his only other guest.