Max Distler @MaxDistler
I go to Durant High School. Gotta live life to the absolute fullest. Valrico. FL Joined May 2011-
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Lebron is the opposite of Frodo from LOTR. Frodo had a ring; destroyed it with heat. Lebron never had a ring, tried to get it with Heat.
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Lebron doesnt listen to Beyonce, otherwise he might've put a ring on it.
LeBron always keeps his cell phone on silent cuz it doesn't have any rings.
If you asked lebron change for a dollar, he'd give you 75 cents because he never gives the fourth quarter.
LeBron James even tried to buy a ring from a dollar vending machine, but couldn't because he couldn't produce a 4th quarter.
So my friends on Facebook posted some hilarious jokes about Lebron James and I'm gonna post a few of em. Enjoy my Twitter friends :)
Can somebody please explain to me how to use and what is the point of hashtags on Twitter? I'm still kinda new to this.
Check this video out -- Bad Meets Evil - Fast Lane ft. Eminem, Royce Da 5'9 youtube.com/watch?v=rJOsjP… via @YouTube
Max Distler retweeted
Joba scheduled to undergo Tommy John surgery Thursday. Procedure to be performed by Dr. James Andrews ... http://atmlb.com/jArbNd
So 140 characters simply are not enough to stress my points to the world of Twitter. I just refigured that out.
On Twitter again; hopefully it is kind to me this time and I can enjoy it. Also, I have no clue what to do, so if anyone has any tips.......
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