meg @Megggss__

@5panelsandtats ❤️ instagram.com/megggs__/ MD Joined August 2011

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meg @Megggss__

4 years ago

How many times did I watch Hocus Pocus in September & October? Atleast 6. How many time will I watch Home Alone 1 and 2 in November & December? Probably a lot more.

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Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir

4 years ago

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

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So I wanna know why I went to @PandaExpress in Martinsburg today, waited in line for 25 minutes just to pull up to the window and have the manager say “I’m sorry but my cooks are REFUSING to make chow mein. Would you want fried rice instead?” Like NO??? So I just drove away. 😡

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meg @Megggss__

4 years ago

I just wanna know where I can get some soup dumplings

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meg @Megggss__

4 years ago

So My dads girlfriend really called me a cunt, bitch, slut and whore and then multiple times proceeded to say she hopes my baby DIES & my dad decides to stay with her and wonders why I’m not talking to him. Hmm Jamie, good question. I WONDER WHY??

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meg @Megggss__

4 years ago

Jennifer’s Body is on Hulu?? Oh fuck yeahh

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sarah lugor! @sarahlugor

4 years ago

what would happen if we all just stopped paying our bills... like all of us

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meg @Megggss__

4 years ago

I got a beef burrito from @tacobell and these mother fuckers gave me a burrito with beans and rice and that’s it??? Damn it

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meg @Megggss__

4 years ago

Me complaining that it’s chilly out but then being completely fine with it because once the soil is 64 degrees the cicadas come out 🥲

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SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte

4 years ago

i do not want to “succeed” in a “career field” i want to become a mushroom

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meg @Megggss__

4 years ago

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meg @Megggss__

5 years ago

I’ve said it a million times and I’ll say it again Miley Cyrus is so fucking hot my godd

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meg @Megggss__

5 years ago

How can you not eat an entire box of Kraft Mac n cheese in 1 sitting??

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meg @Megggss__

5 years ago

First Panera doesn’t have blood orange lemonade, next rooster moon is out of peach flavoring for a peach iced tea so I’m trying a blackberry lavender iced tea?? If I don’t like this I’m going to be so sad

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T. @tzmooth

5 years ago

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit

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meg @Megggss__

5 years ago

I fuck with wearing masks all the time because now jobs won’t discriminate against me for having 4 facial piercings 🤪

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meg @Megggss__

5 years ago

Dude where’s my car is definitely still one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen lmaoo We should bring shibby back

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meg @Megggss__

5 years ago

If you’re thinking about watching girl in the basement, don’t. That is genuinely the saddest movie I have ever watched and I have never cried so hard like what the actual fuck. The fact it is based on a true story makes it 100x worse

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meg @Megggss__

5 years ago

HA I WISH!!!! My mom constantly holds over my head that she threw me birthday parties or drove me to cheer practice as a child... like OKAY Patricia? You chose to do that????

B 🦋 @isabellayonce

5 years ago

HA I WISH!!!! My mom constantly holds over my head that she threw me birthday parties or drove me to cheer practice as a child... like OKAY Patricia? You chose to do that????