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Can all employees over 25 please report to HR today to pick up their final paycheques.
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Today is Blood Sausage Day at Meta. Could all staff be ready with their sausages at 12:30pm.
We are pleased to announce that intern Zara has achieved the world's highest score in Sloth Simulator. Well done Zara! You are Slothtastic!
"Happiness is not about what the world gives you - happiness is what you think about what the world gives you." Sheldrake Thought 4 Tuesday
"Learn your limits but don't accept them. Break them, break yourself, break people, break stuff. Then progress." Sheldrake Thought 4 Monday
Thought Brunch for Sunday: "Work with less hope, but never NEVER be hopeless." L Sheldrake 2017
"A problem shared is a solution avoided!" Lorraine Sheldrake Thought for Saturday
This is Peter. He mentioned a name that no longer exists. He is now dead to us, and so are his hobbies of origami and sous vide cookery.
"At Meta, we don't just shoot for the Moon. We colonise it completely and extract every morsel of cheese." L Sheldrake 2017
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Meta would like to thank intern Chung, who hasn't left the office in 48 hours. Your dedication should be emulated by all. Or else.
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At Meta, we embrace flexible working, which is why we are so happy to see so many of our employees here on Sunday. Well done guys!
Thought Sponge for Saturday: "Those crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones we log in Meta's Logging System." R Dreyer
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Irma and Vanessa are looking forward to the weekend. They relish coming into the office for more work, because it's SO FUN. #FridayFeeling
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