MiddleClassCat @MiddleClassCat
In and out of the cat flap of life. As Plato once said, 'Not every day is salmon.' Joined September 2012-
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Left a dead bird in a gift bag. A witty play on anthrozoology. Might enter it into the Turner.
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Fine. No. I'll tramp the dark wet streets like some beggar while you sip wine and hog the remote. FINE! (Bastards).
Fed some vile slop or other and was booted out in the rain. It's like being a prisoner of war. I wanted to rehearse my operetta tonight!
Wasn't fed until 11pm tonight. Someone was too busy reading. I almost died of starvation.
Windy as the dickens out. I'm soaked. Might listen to a little Shostakovich.
If I get pneumonia I'm going to die on purpose on the posh rug.
Was told to keep my bloody fur on and deposited on the drive in a puddle.
Most inclement weather. Politely requested leave to exit through the front door due to damp conditions beyond cat flap.
Might chill out by the cat flap and read a little Jean Cocteau.
Got a terrible cold. Not that I get any sympathy round here. I could die of plague and no one would notice.
Having a bath by the fire. Sobbing uncontrollably.
Oh the course of true love never did run smooth. Rejected by The White Cat.
I'd use the flap round the back but there's an irate ginger thug lounging by the bay tree.
Sitting outside the front door waiting to be let in, like a bloody poor relation.
Struggling to reach the interiority of the Frog in my operetta The Fish and The Frog. Did it have a difficult childhood?
If he could write ok ish music as a deaf man, can't help thinking how great my operetta The Fish & The Frog will be. My ears are top notch.
Might have some smoked salmon later and listen to Beethoven. Read in a recent biography he was deaf.
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