Mike Krowkok(Lawn Sprinkler Specialist) @MikeKrowkok
Professional lawn sprinkler maintenance supervisor. Please speak American when addressing me. Always hiring starting wage is 2.25/hr. lawnmaintanance.com US and A 🇱🇷 Joined May 2021-
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Carl gives me strong cat fingerer vibes. Keep your pets far away from him my friends.
I always knew that Democrats were criminals. Since the Epstein client lists got released I have fired any employees that openly support liberal agendas. #EpsteinClientList
I pay my employees 2.25/hr. I will not pay anymore than that.
I pay my employees 2.25/hr. I will not pay anymore than that.
Had an employee tell me that I rule my lawn sprinkler empire with an iron nozzle. That was too clever for my taste, he is obviously planning rebellion, so his family has been deported. If he works hard enough he will get a raise.
https://t.co/vdIgeX88oV
That is not very nice. Fuck you!
I hate women more than I hate black people. And I hate homeless more.
Doesnt matter who you vote for, you get the government. It's a big club and you're not in it.
Had some employees try to unionize, so I paid a herd of homeless people 20 bucks to beat them up and do the landscaping work for a client.
Had an employee ask for a cost of living wage increase today, I solved his cost of living problem by deporting his wife and 3 kids back to Columbia. I love solving problems!
I am having a wonderful conversation! Everyone loves Mike!
I was bored today, so I fired an employee, hired a new one. Fired him, then hired the old one back. I cut his wages of course.
Had an employee ask for a day off, so I held them in solitary confinement and confiscated 1 weeks wages off them.
I am going to give my employees the day off on New Years Day, but anyone who does not show up to work will be fired. #HappyNewYear
Just gave my employees a 50% raise, then I convinced them to donate their raise to my personal charity. Their selflessness has me in tears.
100% disagree. I pay my employees no more than 2.25/hr and I make them buy me presents on holidays.
100% disagree. I pay my employees no more than 2.25/hr and I make them buy me presents on holidays.
Thou shalt not blur out the Coach’s name in vain.
Thou shalt not blur out the Coach’s name in vain.
Dude is down bad.
Thoughts and prayers for former Japanese PM Shinzo Abe.
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@BenChillingIII @MikeKrowkok @dario2967714481 @FatherRory @Davethe25219352 @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @DongTsoHarry Joey be a real ass nigga. Daria be a looser dumb ass nigga.
@MikeKrowkok @dario2967714481 @FatherRory @Davethe25219352 @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @DongTsoHarry I think the root of his confusion is ignorance, personally.
@BenChillingIII @dario2967714481 @MikeKrowkok @Davethe25219352 @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @DongTsoHarry She's been weeping over this for a full week. Hopefully the period ends soon.
@Davethe25219352 @dario2967714481 @MikeKrowkok @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @BenChillingIII @DongTsoHarry Oh I sea yore doing the Lord's work!
@dario2967714481 @MikeKrowkok @FatherRory @Davethe25219352 @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @DongTsoHarry Are you sure you don’t mean wept wipe? Because that’s something you’ve also said that made no sense
@FatherRory @ChrisMDSmith79 @GBNEWS He seems to be confused about how the vaccine has literally halved the world’s population. Thanks Biden
@JAMES0N_Penguin @ChrisMDSmith79 @GBNEWS What is Charlie talking about and why due you need his family branch?
@ChrisMDSmith79 @GBNEWS So they’re not alone? You seem confused.
@BenChillingIII @Davethe25219352 @dario2967714481 @MikeKrowkok @FatherRory @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas DONG SAY DONG NO CRUSTOMLERS NO DLIRTY WORDS NO DONG LICE NO DONG CROOKIE NO DONG LICKSHRAW
@Davethe25219352 @dario2967714481 @MikeKrowkok @FatherRory @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @DongTsoHarry This is a family friendly platform! I’ve gone ahead and report this twat for abuse of twatter
@dario2967714481 @MikeKrowkok @FatherRory @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @BenChillingIII @DongTsoHarry Please don’t swear. My Gran will be 76 next year and she didn’t fight two world wars for this!
@dario2967714481 @MikeKrowkok @FatherRory @Davethe25219352 @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @DongTsoHarry Listen, daria- as I said before, I have no idea who who people are, but it seems to me you should save yourself the embarrassment and delete your account.
@FatherRory @dario2967714481 @Davethe25219352 @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @MikeKrowkok @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @DongTsoHarry Padre, please say a novena for Darius. He don’t know how to spell.
@dario2967714481 @FatherRory @Davethe25219352 @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @MikeKrowkok @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @PigeonForgeHOA @Tiffany_Gomas @DongTsoHarry Wept wipe? What the fucks a wept wipe, Darius? Maybe go back to the AOL chat board until you can learn
@FatherRory @dario2967714481 @Davethe25219352 @Paulkf22 @AlexWattsBlog @Joey7Barton @MikeKrowkok @JamesonThePingu @TheodoreBear14 @nikestore @CNN @EJPockets @DocPeterFitzenu @cyntiajr @ChinggisFroggJr @BBC @JLo @ReportedU2 @Tiffany_Gomas @BenChillingIII @DongTsoHarry What is this nonce cents? A random pole Icee. I have red threw this and will agree with are good Father.
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