moose @MooseMooseh
just a rude dude with a mad ‘tude United States Joined November 2018-
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If you don’t baby talk your pet what in the sam heck are you doing
You ever just think about how if Kendall didn’t make that shopping cart shot back in Minnesota, there would be no Big Time Rush
I like ordering food to go so the restaurant guys can think “haha yes now we can pee in his food because he’ll be gone by the time he realizes and can’t say anything about it” then I sit down and stare them in the eyes as I slowly eat it all so they’re forced to live in shame
How some people leave bathroom stalls smelling like anything other than doodoo is beyond me
Why is Postmates the Uber of food delivery apps and Uber Eats the Lyft of food delivery apps?
Never apologize if we’re in public and your dog comes over to play with me. That shit’s amazing.
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