Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

uh...hi? Joined April 2015

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

6 years ago

is it just me or does it feel almost impossible to take small bites of a mars bar without u snappin off half the thing

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

6 years ago

i think i'm at that point where i'm not necessarily 'scared' of spiders, but i'll still freak the fuck out if one is on me

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brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle

6 years ago

You've been hit by You've been struck by A large vehicle

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Steve-O @steveo

6 years ago

That time I got arrested for unintentionally shutting down Hollywood while protesting SeaWorld...

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

6 years ago

if all the types of people who complain about amber alerts suddenly disappeared tomorrow, i dont think anyone would really mind

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

6 years ago

were all the 'police are bad' kids still saying "fuck the police" when they took down the gunman at twin today?

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

6 years ago

bro there should be a service where u can hire people to go into work for u when u call in sick to work so u still get paid

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Pᴀʀᴀᴍᴇᴅɪᴄs ᴏғ Sɪᴍᴄᴏᴇ Cᴛʏ, Oᴘsᴇᴜ L303 🚑 @Opseulocal303

6 years ago

Tell your mpp to keep paramedics & ambulance dispatch centres local, serving their community @fordnationdougford @JillDunlop1 @douglasdowney @Andrea_Khanjin #opseu #Patientsoverprofits #Keepparamedicslocal #paramedicsmakethedifference #communityfocused

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hope @hopeemorrison_

7 years ago

fuck coke. fuck molly. fuck xanax. fuck “I’m just going to try it once”. fuck you if you think you’re immune to addiction.

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chyna with a y 💘 @chynafromindy

7 years ago

notre dame: *is on fire* ppl with photos of them abroad in paris:

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

7 years ago

i am calling it now, world war three will be started over a tweet

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

7 years ago

just seeing what donald trump tweets next is honestly the only reason i still have twitter

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

7 years ago

so if everybody's 'one wish' is world peace, why havent we all just stepped up and done anything about it yet

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

7 years ago

dont ya just hate wet coffee lids

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

7 years ago

minecraft < meinkraft

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Dylan Fisher @MrManDylan

7 years ago

lmao the internet literally has people throwing their shoes around but at least we ain't eating tide pods anymore

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This generation is sooooooo caught up in other people’s lives it’s a lil scary.... when I was younger people didn’t care this much. You couldn’t pay me to give a fuck about other ppls lives. Ppl put more energy into ppl they don’t know more than they do themselves.