Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

Yes I married him... Turns out after 20 years he grows on you I'm told mold does that too... Maniac expatriated to Michigan Joined February 2021

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Doc  @DocAtCDI

2 weeks ago

did you know that Fire hydrants have H2O on the inside? They also have K9P on the outside!

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

2 weeks ago

It's been over 2 years and I still haven't found my husbands killer. It seems like nobody wants to work any more!

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

3 weeks ago

Here's a tip ladies, The easiest way to know for sure That your boyfriend is getting fat.... Is when He can start wearing your husband's clothes...

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

4 weeks ago

See ladies, he's not COMPLETELY clueless!

Doc  @DocAtCDI

4 weeks ago

See ladies, he's not COMPLETELY clueless!

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

4 weeks ago

So @DocAtCDI is trying to tell me protons have mass I didn't even know they were Catholic!

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

a month ago

when @DocAtCDI came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a royal pain in the ass. I asked him if he was at the self-checkout: And that is how the fight started.

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mariana Z @mariana057

2 months ago

When I was a little kid, I used to think "this little pig went to market," meant it was going shopping!

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

2 months ago

I came home today to find my husband has been on eBay all day long. If he's still on there tomorrow, I’ll have to lower the price.

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Doc came up to me tonight sad said: Darlin I look in the mirror and all I see is an old, fat, bald, sweaty, old man, I could really use a compliment right now... I said well @DocAtCDI, your eyesight is damn near perfect!

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

2 months ago

He called me from the, hardware store, and asked me what kind of ceiling fan I wanted for the living room I was dumb enough to tell him to pick what he thought looked good... I figured it's just a fan, how could he go wrong The Fan:

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

2 months ago

My mind is exceptionally quiet tonight. I'm kind of suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about!

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

3 months ago

Men are a lot like opinions Sometimes they're helpful Mostly they're crazy And they are much easier to deal with when they aren't being rammed down your throat all the time

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

3 months ago

I told @DocAtCDI that we have carpenter ants He asked me how I knew they were carpenter ants? so... I told him they've only just begun

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

4 months ago

Do you see what I have to deal with here?

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

4 months ago

If dick size were as readily visible as boob size, there’d be a hell of a lot fewer men talking shit.

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

4 months ago

He asked me why I always carry a knife You see... the last time I tried to open a bag of chips with my 9mm there were some issues...

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

4 months ago

I just realized that my emergency contact is the same man that just spent 15 minutes looking for his phone with the flashlight of his phone...

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

5 months ago

I read somewhere that being a woman means whispering WTF to yourself regularly . OK... First of all... I didn't know we were supposed to be whispering...

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Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI

6 months ago

After @DocAtCDI had a colonoscopy yesterday. he came home, I asked him if everything came out ok. he hands me this doctors note: stating that his head was not found during the exame so I guess his head really isn't up his ass!