Muddle Class Dad @Muddleclassdad
How many nervous breakdowns and mid life crises can one man have? Joined September 2013-
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AI is not ready for public use and should still be in beta. Right now it is far easier to sell AI than it is to get results with it.
AI is not ready for public use and should still be in beta. Right now it is far easier to sell AI than it is to get results with it.
Wait, which party's turn is it to be against executive censorship and which party is supposed to support it right now? It's hard to keep track.
The evening this photo was taken, Charlie and I were hounded by people in the audience who hurled hatred at me for being gay and Charlie for giving me a platform. The crowd got unruly and rowdy, and afterwards we sat in a holding room waiting for our escort and car out. I was…
A truly wild correction:
In the last few years we've seen: - The plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer - The Storming of the Capitol and pipe bombs left at the RNC and DNC - The break-in to kidnap Nancy Pelosi and the brutal on Paul Pelosi - Multiple assassination attempts against Trump - The assassination…
Well, that's it for me and @DCOfficial. I've loved Superman too much to let go, but this is getting too real. And I'm sure, before it's over, the Peacemaker show will demonstrate that @JamesGunn thinks all conservatives are Nazis and worthy of exactly this kind of violence.
The least brave, most self- serving thing a politician can say after an event like this is "Political violence has no place in America." It's basically saying "Woah woah I never said to shoot at US!" Like they have some special exemption from violence the rest of us don't.
Marriage is a mistake you make once when you're too young to know better that you end up paying for over and over, day in and day out, for the rest of your life.
People who left Superman feeling inspired to be good people when they see someone who feels differently from them about something.
God invented having to go to the bathroom so depressed people would have a reason to get out of bed.
Reminder that since is the last day of the month @Colton_PD gonna be out there targeting the sick and dying and thier loved ones for tickets.
Only thing faster than Superman is a liberal running to Twitter to say how much they hate all the conservatives who didn't understand Superman.
People really be like, "Oh those Republicans missed the point of the new Superman movie, I hate them so much and hope they all die in a fire."
Anyone who came out of Superman feeling completely vindicated in thier hatred of half our country might want to go watch it again.
I hope that whatever impression you carefully crafted your Independence Day message to make about you is exactly the impression it made on everyone who read it.
My wife has seen every CBS murder show and every project runway and all the NCISes and Law and Orders so I don't need to watch any Real Housewives cuz I'm sure all they're doing is watching TV.
Reminder that it's the end of the month so @Colton_PD is gonna be out there hitting up the hospital with tickets to get that sweet, sweet sick and injured people revenue! Respect thier hustle!
Let's all get dumber faster.

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