gorgeous gorgeous girlpower ✨ @MuffulettaO

doing my best, that is literally all i can do 🌬️ from the minne apple, lawyering in the big apple 🍎🍏 prochoice! 🦃🐦 don’t waive your miranda rights, i beg u lnk.bio/muffulettaoper… New York, NY Joined January 2022

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gorgeous gorgeous girlpower ✨ @MuffulettaO

3 years ago

I give up. no, my muffin is not buttered. yes, I would like someone assigned to butter it for me.

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3 years ago

eternal mood 🦃

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ish ✷ @popmoneyhits

3 years ago

who are you? im you but i kissed maya hawke

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gorgeous gorgeous girlpower ✨ @MuffulettaO

3 years ago

me: what is reservoir dogs about fiancé: 4 or 5 men in suits, doing violence me: cool cool cool, not gonna assume that passes the Bechdel test, will go ahead and skip that one

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gorgeous gorgeous girlpower ✨ @MuffulettaO

3 years ago

i think of people with zero unread text messages like running a 6-minute mile. just because it’s hypothetically possible for humans to achieve does not mean ALL humans are able to, or even would want to. there’s too much stuff, you see.

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gorgeous gorgeous girlpower ✨ @MuffulettaO

3 years ago

🪲 me: hi! how are you? summer intern, on my last day at this job: good, but... there's a cockroach trapped under a cup in intern alley 😵‍💫 me: oh! i'll toss it out a window. intern: wait WHAT me (by way of explanation): oh uh... i'm from the midwest, my family has a farm? 👩‍🌾

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gorgeous gorgeous girlpower ✨ @MuffulettaO

3 years ago

me, a millennial who spent every teenage weekend in a local mall: lol hot topic, hell yeah actual experience with every hot topic employee: welcome! our outfits are different but you belong. just ask & i'll tell you the best deals. love your obscure fantasy novel earrings btw

Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat

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Sara Warf @SaraBWarf

3 years ago

I like phrases with odd plurals, like sisters-in-law and attorneys general. This morning I got to use “pains in the ass.”

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3 years ago

if your girl ever starts stomping around saying "where the FUCK is my journal," run.

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Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman

3 years ago

2016: Will America vote for a female president? 2022: Should women have healthcare?

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gorgeous gorgeous girlpower ✨ @MuffulettaO

3 years ago

new Substack post: Liz Gilbert’s Letter from Love - words from @GilbertLiz on @GlennonDoyle’s podcast, We Can Do Hard Things (episode 95). see link in bio for post ❣️