Muppet Columbo @MuppetColumbo
my name is mac. gangly and devious Joined April 2018-
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They have better access to the ancient ancestral memory of The Rock Women.
They have better access to the ancient ancestral memory of The Rock Women.
The great Ta-Nehisi Coates speaks the truth about Charlie Kirk: “I think Charlie Kirk was a hatemonger... I take no joy in the killing of anyone no matter what they said. But if you ask me what the truth of his life was.. I would have to tell you it’s hate.”
washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE Everything's computer Everyone transgender Nothing bad can happen It can only good happen
No one needs $100 billion…just like no one needs a 12-stack cheeseburger.
Fully grown man floating in a vat of Tylenol-infused amnion, experiencing four hundred thousand autisms per second, directing American transit policy like a Guild Navigator from Dune.
When I go grocery shopping, I Lock in so hard and fast that I actually become Gary Groceries, the king of getting groceries
I think a lot about this piece of trivia from the 1974 Great Gatsby movie
“Bosom or buttocks” bro her temperament
*Gasp!* "The canary..." "Gas! Out of the hole!"
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It’s out of stock because of the tariffs
It’s out of stock because of the tariffs
You keep struggling with pronouns. There is no WE. I am condemning your behavior singularly and frankly you are making it very easy because it’s so appalling,
You keep struggling with pronouns. There is no WE. I am condemning your behavior singularly and frankly you are making it very easy because it’s so appalling,
@ComicDaveSmith @mehdirhasan I feel like the country is on some kind of imperial Titanic, where the "every man for himself" instinct has kicked in as the ship sinks. Most people want to save the women and children, yet a single oligarch is trying to save himself and a big diamond while the rest all drown.
i actually totally understand @KristiNoem. if i paid thousands of dollars for gender affirming care and ended up looking like a temu sex doll, i would also be incredibly hateful and evil. not sure where the dumb comes from though... i'll circle back on that
THAT HAPPENED IN 2018 TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT HOW ARE CONSERVATIVES WRONG ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING
THAT HAPPENED IN 2018 TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT HOW ARE CONSERVATIVES WRONG ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING
Here’s you calling for Greta Thunberg to be murdered
Here’s you calling for Greta Thunberg to be murdered https://t.co/klZS9zpusv
Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are reviving ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ as a Disney+ special next year Will also star and be produced by Sabrina Carpenter The goal for the special is to greenlight a new season of the iconic series. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/the…)
Phillip: You were defending free speech last night. We are seeing the FCC chairman threatening speech they don’t like. You’re good with it? Jennings: Kimmel is still free to speak. He just isn’t necessarily free to do it on ABC which obviously made a business decision…. You…
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