Talkin shit @MyChickThoughts
I think stupid shit. Read it here. Philadelphia, PA Joined September 2014-
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When you're stuck in traffic, going to be late for school, and this week Spotify PlayL sucks so you're left doing #kegels for entertainment
I watched my son take the tears off my crying cousin's cheek and put them on his own when he realized she was getting more attention. #game
When your coffee gets you so woke you start believing in the Illuminati. #califiacoffee #chill #heartpalpitations #wokeaf #sendhelp
Atheists that lose their senses over conspiracy theories are so confusing to me. #conspiracytheory #nonsense
I'm so ADD, while calling to make an appt for a referral to get tested for ADD, I spaced out and missed all the prompts. #AdultADD
When the medicine for the thing is worse than the thing it's curing: "I should have just let it kill me." #Clindamycin #MuchPain #VeryOuch
I've come to realize half of my adult agenda is to see how many head items I can use to put off washing my hair for one more day. #grossaf
"Donald Trump isn't racist. He's just passionate." Yes, he's passionate...about racism...because he's a racist. #DonaldTrump #RacistAF
Canada currently
"Ayy, girl! What're you willing to do for some money?" "Get myself into extreme student loan debt." #SallieMaeSlave #CrushingFinancialFuture
My morning shit always comes early on days I have class. Like it knows I have a schedule to keep, and fuck that. #TempleUniversity #GoTeam
Now when a Republican uses the expression "they should be shot," I start to think they mean it literally. #LetsNotGoCrazy #SlowYaRoll
When the doctor warns you to abstain from #alcohol for the duration of your antibiotics. "Well, that seems a tad unreasonable & excessive."
Saw #Florida is about to get hit with another tropical storm. Can we just vote that money pit out of the US? If we're lucky, FL will secede.
Only two consistencies in life.The number of zubats in a dark cave,and forgetting the bag with the frozen foods in the car in 90 degree heat
#BackToSchool WITH a tooth infection, diarrhea, my period, a yeast infection, and crippling depression. Going to be the best semester yet!
#Educators that post readings online to make text purchase optional,we'll erect statues in your image and sing of your mercy for generations
Every now and then, I like to walk by my dog and remind her of how fat she in just in case she accidentally developed some self esteem.
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