The Chedder Chaser @MyCryptoCheddar

They laughed when I said I was chasing cheddar They’ll cry when they realize I wasn’t kidding Let’s make history and stupid profits At the same time

This ain’t alpha. This is a heads-up.

Don’t DM us. Don’t ask.  Just watch the cheddar hit.

Something stupid is about to launch.

Lock your feed. Cheddar’s dropping soon.

The drop is coming. Loud. Unhinged. Meme-powered.

The memes are coming. The cheddar too.

We’re not here to explain. We’re here to make the timeline uncomfortable. Check the profile. You’ll figure it out. 💸

Imagine if a rat trap hit the blockchain. Now imagine it’s about to launch a coin.

Imagine if a rat trap hit the blockchain. Now imagine it’s about to launch a coin. We’re cooking chaos in the meme lab… 🧪🧀 Louder than logic. Dumber than doubt. Built on grind. Fueled by memes. Follow now or explain to your friends why you slept on the cheddar. 💸🐀

Imagine if a rat trap hit the blockchain. Now imagine it’s about to launch a coin. We’re cooking chaos in the meme lab… 🧪🧀 Louder than logic. Dumber than doubt. Built on grind. Fueled by memes. Follow now or explain to your friends why you slept on the cheddar. 💸🐀

The Real Cycle Bull market: “I’m a genius.” Bear market: “It builds character.” Meme season: “I sold my fridge for this frog.” 🧀 Get rich or stay broke.

The Dating Profile Bio: Financially unstable but emotionally bullish Interests: Red candles, regrets, and cheddar Looking for: A pump that won’t leave me

Crypto is the only place where: – You lose $600 – Blame a frog – Laugh about it – And do it again the next day

I studied economics for 4 years. I understand market cycles, inflation theory, and macro risk. Then I bought a coin because a frog winked at me… …and got rugged. I’m smart tho. 🧠💀

Therapist: “You need to stop chasing things that hurt you.” Me: refreshing Pump.fun “One more coin. I can fix it.”

Some people wake up to sunshine and coffee. I wake up to red candles, zeroes, and delusion. Still chasing that cheddar. 🧀

If I go broke chasing cheddar At least I did it with memes, not mutual funds

They said “do your own research” So I liked the name And pressed buy