Silent but Wonkly @MyFEMANinja
Former Guvmint Sorcerer - not really anything to do with FEMA, that's just an inside joke with my colleagues in Majestic-12 Joined September 2012-
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is @MyWhiteNinja_ still trying to tame that monster gator from this morning? like she doesn't have enough assault conveyance animals.
if you thought the momentary cessation of services at the onset of lockdown was jarring, you might wanna get your shit together before november. my couch isn't big enough for all of you to crash on.
You know what'd be nice? A sinkhole expense account, an at-home massage appointment, and a bottle of Yamizaki.
-pokes head out of bunker- i got hungry and ate the router a while ago, so i've been out of touch. anythin goin' onnnnn?
-puts safari hat on over power armor- -gets red plastic Viewmaster out and starts clicking through slides intently- -retasks intel satellites- ...whar @MyWhiteNinja_?
Ahem. Yes. 'scuse me, I mighta taken a week long nap. What have I missed?
I have never before seen such a perfect example of a meeting that should've been a god damn email.
I have never before seen such a perfect example of a meeting that should've been a god damn email.
-sees why 'demon sperm' is trending- -stands up, picks up coffee, and strolls the fuck away-
M͓̽E͓̽T͓̽A͓̽ .. @MyWhiteNinja_
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@PeterSt33985028 Omg that would be like releasing a Sasquatch on rabbits. You go in the “May have rabies” list with @ohmySnafu @fouroctets and @MyFEMANinja
@MyFEMANinja @GotdamBear @MyRainbowNinja @Render64 NOW YOUVE DONE IT.
@MyFEMANinja @MyWhiteNinja_ @MyRainbowNinja @Render64 Wacky Person?
@MyFEMANinja @MyWhiteNinja_ @MyRainbowNinja @Render64 Wood. Pecker. We can all go home now.
@MyRainbowNinja @MyFEMANinja The worst really was “the delta” WITH NOT ONE OF THEM UNDERSTANDING A DELTA
@MyWhiteNinja_ @MyFEMANinja I really detest how they mangle every concept phrase they use
@MyFEMANinja I’m already laughing
@anamorphosix @MyWhiteNinja_ @MyFEMANinja Can I come too? I’ll be your token actor! I will smile blankly and tell people to be nice and use their powers for good like Batman does.
Why was I wearing a mask while riding? How about this: I was asked to do so and it’s a simple way I can help others feel safe in a terrifying world right now. I don’t need any other fucking reasons. But there are many.