Yurio Plisetsky @MyKilljoyParade
Cat puns are great. honestly they're just purrfect, even though I don't catsk Furr them half the time. but if you catsk me-ow'll say they're the cats meow. United States Joined December 2016-
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Me: Stressed with middle aged man stuff. Brian: Here’s an anxiety dream. Me: Makes sense, what’s it about? Brain: You’re going to be peer pressured into smoking weed but you’ll be super bad at it. It’ll be SO EMBARRASSING. Me:
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my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”
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This.. this is why we should take the Coronavirus preventive measures seriously. Italy is a deep mess right now.
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This is the face of someone who just spent 9 hours in personal protective equipment moving critically ill Covid19 patients around London. I feel broken - and we are only at the start. I am begging people, please please do social distancing and self isolation #covid19
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Last week, I went to Costco and bought a crate of water. Got down to my car and whilst opening my boot, a man walked up to me, looked me in the eye and picked my crate of water, turned around and walked off. Context: I’m a wheelchair user.
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Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough
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Don’t you hate it when your mom doesn’t let you sacrifice your little brother to Satan? Ugh.
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It’s always ‘hail satan’ but never ‘hows satan’ 😔
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what the signs need in 2019 aries: therapy taurus: therapy gemini: therapy cancer: a shitload of therapy leo: therapy virgo: a shitload of therapy libra: therapy scorpio: therapy sagittarius: therapy capricorn: therapy aquarius: therapy pisces: therapy
WHAT A LEGEND OMGG
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the answer to literally any question is that you need more lamps for soft lighting
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Ryland looks so happy, so excited for you two❤💍
Ryland looks so happy, so excited for you two❤💍
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