Myth Pages @MythPages
I collect midgets and other carnie folk. Bit of a hedonist. First in my family to be born without a tail favstar.fm/users/MythPage… Bermuda Joined May 2011-
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That awkward moment when you reply to the wrong tweet. Note to self: don't tweet and drive
Got that walking on my hands talking Swahili kind of weirdness going on
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When I want to be contrary, I wear a long skirt and a short...jacket.
My insanity has shifted from unicorns frolicking in glitter raining from marshmallow clouds, to scary demons in dark, creepy dungeons
Building a taller wall, when I should be building a longer table
Do you want to win or do you want to be right? There's a big difference
When you love someone, but they let you down so badly, you don't know if you can ever look at them the same way again
It's rather nice to be day drunk/ stoned and not have to hide it. Loving boys camping weekend so much right now!
So I'm rapidly alienating the tribe. can't trust myself to talk to people I know. It appears now is a good time to bring back Twitter
Fuck you Bramley sector two! Fuck you in the bleeding bloody arse!
Being stoned is indeed much more fun with company. Having said that, being stoned makes being alone much much more fun.
I'm all out of fucks to give. At this point, all I have left is half hearted left handed hand Job's, with tears of disparity as lube
Apparently I should've been an optometrist- because I'm all about I. I. I.
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You give me so much to overthink.
I can honestly say none of the illegal recreational drugs I have taken have had side effects nearly as bad as the legal pharmaceutical ones
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