Drew @N3rdage

You can't care for others if you aren't looking out for yourself too. If you know someone who is always supporting others, check in with them this weekend to see how they are going. Find tips on when and how to ask R U OK? at bit.ly/2ZcG05n (via @lizandmollie)

Hey @Qantas my online booking status is stuck at "your booking is being processed" for days now, so can't make changes. Call to call centre dropped after 1hr+ of being on hold... how now🤷‍♂️

@mighty_eyebrow @bencsmoke The clue is in our name. We are human beings not human doings😄

Technological choices are trade-offs. Saying X is better than Y is shorthand for saying that the criteria by which X is better than Y are more important than the criteria by which it is worse.

Dafties stockpiling food an supplies need to realise that if shit really hits the fan an a Walking Dead situation kicks in, you will be the first cunts to get robbed...

The first American Venus probe was lost due to a program fault caused by the inadvertent substitution of a statement of the form DO 3 I = 1.3 for one of the form DO 3 I = 1,3 -- Jim Horning, Note on Program Reliability, 1979

Yesterday our 60 staff & volunteers got together for their final rehearsal before tomorrow’s #MardiGras2020 celebrations🌈#WhatMatters to us is #mentalhealth research to improve the wellbeing of all Australians – regardless of gender, sexuality, race, religion or ability.

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“I’m here for you if you need a chat.” ruok.org.au/how-to-ask 👂

Always laugh when cunts have their dog as their Facebook profile pic, it’s basically tellin the world ur actually uglier than yer dug

“We already store data. In a database. It works well.” Jimmy Wales in response to the suggestion that Wikipedia store data in a blockchain.

A museum dedicated to language is opening in 2020 ::: 🔡🎶✋ matadornetwork.com/read/museum-de…

Help me make a difference for a cause I care about. @everydayhero #everythingcounts …poratetriseries-2020.everydayhero.com/au/andrew-o-ha…

A big turn out for our @RMIT guest lecture in the cyber security masters programme. Major thank you to @SimsZac and Nathan Reeves from @seekjobs who gave us a detailed tour of their blue, red and purple team approaches to security at SEEK. Fantastic insights & knowledge sharing!

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“Passwords are for treehouses. They’re not for the internet.” — Frank Abagnale

There are 2^128 distinct UUIDs. That's about 565 trillion moles. If every UUID were a water molecule, that would be about 10 cubic kilometers of water, enough to slightly overflow Lake Cayuga in New York.

Wonder what dugs think yer upty when ye pick up their shite in a wee bag, pure sittin there like ma owners a mad shite collector

'The idea that people knew a thing or two in the '70s is strange to a lot of young programmers.' -- Donald Knuth

See in 200 year, ye think some cunt will rock up to the Antiques Roadshow wae an Ikea Malm chest ae drawers bein like it’s been in ma family for generations, an everycunt will gasp wae excitement?