Borat Sagdiyev @NETOPS_BORAT
We are the glorious NetOps of Kazakhstan, want is learn how US and A make greatest power of Net Ops x.com/netops_borat US and A Joined March 2012-
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My coworker, Togzhan, very peculiar Kazakh. He thinks CloudFront and CloudFlare are same thing. Anything Cloud is AWS. GoDaddy is Azure. Because it’s not CloudDadddy, perhaps? Good logic. Still wrong.
The Support You request a drink via the support page. It arrives late, and they only give you instructions on how to make that drink. They apologise for being late because too many people ordered drinks at the same time. #awsdrinks
NetOps Borat is back. Went to Kazakh for sabbatical. Learn new stuffs! Hi-5! Today I asks - if you move to US and A for big tech job in famous company. Is it good thing you only talk to other Kazakhs?
New vendor’s CCIE RS specialist says all OSPF routers must be connected to area 0. CCIE used to be a credible cert. Cheaters killed it.
I am perplexed by people that study for Expert level certifications without speaking English.
Dump CCNP just recommended using err-disable auto-recovery inside DC. Be afraid, be very afraid.
I am losing hope on network documentation in Excel files. In Kazakh it worked well. In US and A it is like trying to escape gipsy camp.
Met a CCNP Security today. Does not know how to use wireshark. Must be gypsy.
Today I met CCIE specialized in C&D (cheating and dumping). He was trying second CCIE. He spoke no English. Me perplexed.
I see friend coworker studying hard for CCIE. But not listen when say must take bath. Smells like gypsie after running from jews.
“@NETOPS_BORAT: This network has so many loops, it should be called Russian Reversal.”
Today I wish a huge pile of shit to everyone that defends MST and classic STP.
Retard next to me has LPIC-3 but never used minicom. Fuck certifications.
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313 Followers 50 Following Cisco IOS Documentation technical writers. Let us know what you want to see in Cisco IOS release notes and other docs.
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