Dad Bods Unite @NEThingButThat
Half Man, Half Bear, Half Pig. Not looking for fame. Let common sense prevail. Michigan, USA Joined September 2016-
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Someone put My Cousin Vinny dialogue over Skeletor and Evil-Lyn and its way too perfect
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“They don’t want the answer” is the only thing you need to hear in order understand what’s going on.
“They don’t want the answer” is the only thing you need to hear in order understand what’s going on.
My wife suggested all accessories sold separately 🤣
My wife suggested all accessories sold separately 🤣
This is pure gold in my opinion.
This is pure gold in my opinion.
Does anyone else think this looks like a Russel Wilson love child? 👀
Does anyone else think this looks like a Russel Wilson love child? 👀
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COVID: Humanitarian exonerated. h/t @CartlandDavid
Thank you and god bless RFK a million times over. This dude really wants to do good.
Thank you and god bless RFK a million times over. This dude really wants to do good.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
This shouldn’t be happening on American soil. These people really are sick.
This shouldn’t be happening on American soil. These people really are sick.
For context, we are at ~9.8m/s^2
For context, we are at ~9.8m/s^2
A transgender child is like a dressed up cat. We all know who is making the lifestyle choices for them.
A transgender child is like a dressed up cat. We all know who is making the lifestyle choices for them.
My dad one time got into an argument with an Arby’s employee over what 1lb of roast beef was. Having worked at a grocery store deli in his younger years, I guess he was qualified to make the argument.
My dad one time got into an argument with an Arby’s employee over what 1lb of roast beef was. Having worked at a grocery store deli in his younger years, I guess he was qualified to make the argument.
Love when people are good at their job. This was a pretty cool trick for cutting down drywall waste.
Love when people are good at their job. This was a pretty cool trick for cutting down drywall waste.
Throwing a shoe into someone’s golf swing is diabolical
In case anyone missed it
In case anyone missed it
There is not.
I was making pancakes for the family yesterday and the first one came out looking like Alfred Hitchcock. It was Valentine’s Day and I was attempting to make heart pancakes for the first time. I can’t tell you how happy I was with the results. I called dad right away.
I will always have a soft spot for radial engines in aviation history. They were some of the coolest looking/sounding engines of their time.
I will always have a soft spot for radial engines in aviation history. They were some of the coolest looking/sounding engines of their time.
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