NHL Sorting Hat @NHLSorting
NHL Department of Player Sorting. 100% accurate house sorting of hockey players. all decisions are final. Joined March 2015-
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Gryffindor : Brent Burns. Professor Burns now teaches Care of Magical Creatures.
Gryffindor : Kimmo Timonen. He wins the Triwizard Cup, which will now be known as the Kimmo Cup.
Slytherin : Martin St. Louis. He demands to be re-Sorted. The Sorting Hat doesn't make mistakes, Marty.
Hufflepuff : Jeff Carter and Mike Richards. Unlike some Muggle sports leagues, the Sorting Hat respects soul bonds.
Patric Hornqvist barely touches the Sorting Hat to his head : GRYFFINDORRRRRRRRR
Gryffindor : Kuznetsov. Thanks for the Sorting assistance, @Latta17.
Tomáš Hertl is a magical creature and never attends Hogwarts.
He also politely requested to be sorted when exactly 87 people were in attendance so thank you for your assistance
Ravenclaw : Phil Kessel. Nice guy, tries hard,loves quidditch.
Gryffindor : Giroux and Voracek. Obviously.
Gryffindor : Dan Winnik. Also an actual werewolf.
Hufflepuff : Bieksa. After graduation, he joins a Muggle sports team and now denies all knowledge of Hogwarts.
Slytherin : Maxim Lapierre. Lapierre smiles slowly as he walks to the Slytherin table. Wait, were those fangs
Hufflepuff : Connor McDavid. McDavid is spotted after the ceremony staring blankly at a wall, a Gryffindor scarf held in his hands.
Steve Downie looks at a ref while trying on the Sorting Hat and is automatically sorted into Azkaban
Gryffindor : @ICole28, because he's heroic and such.
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