NOT Annoying... @NOTannoying
Everything and Everyone ANNOYS me... Joined December 2011-
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If I have to ask myself if it's too early to start drinking the answer is probably yes. #NOTannoying
Who pauses mid-foreplay for a condom? It's called getting planB or an abortion.... #NOTannoying
#shitmyfriendssay Guy: hang on I'm going to grab a condom. Girl: (thinking) you've got to be fucking kidding me. #NOTannoying
When nasty trashy bitches try to fuck your brother. #ew don't contaminate my family please. #NOTannoying
When your roommate says "do you remember when we farted in the stethoscope?"
Thank god this account is controlled by 3 different people so the ones who do know about it don't know who tweets what #blamegame 💁
Having to delete a tweet bc your location services just gave away a lie that was previously told. #NOTannoying
Haha #whoopsie guess I got an early start...
When your ex blocks you from twitter like an annoying 16 year old bitch. #NOTannoying #growupdiva
"you go down and you want to gag but you can't because it's frowned upon to gag (gag noise)" #NOTannoying
Prancing around the room naked trying to get your boyfriend to fuck you && he doesn't even turn away from the tv #NOTannoying
Come over and play. That's all I want. #NOTannoying
God knew you couldn't handle the responsibility of being a father seeing as you can't handle the responsibility of having a relationship.
Guess some things happen for a reason. #badday #NOTannoying
Waiting on your boyfriend to get off work so you can have a quickie in the car. #NOTannoying
Wearing a g string while working out. Fml #NOTannoying
Alcohol shits after a major night of drinking #NOTannoying when It happens while trying to workout super #NOTannoying
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