M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

UGHHHHH Satire City Joined October 2014

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

5 years ago

And in a shocking turn of events the MSU has elected a cardboard cutout of Shemar waving as Vice-President Education! Congratulations to all the candidates!

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6 years ago

why are new people still following us we're fucking dead (graduated)

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

who shuts down more easily

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

Voter turnout so low, they couldn’t get on any rides at Wonderland 😪😪😪

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Do y'all care MORE about what has been coined the "New England Clam Chowder Debacle of 2K19" or passing the semester? LIKE for the Chowder Debacle. Handwrite out the entire Mac Farmstand operating policy in cuneiform for your academic standing. Choice is easy fellas.

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

Ya boi got resurrected from the dead for one night and one night only? Y'all gon miss me when im gone. ☠️☠️☠️

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

Two campaign teams have been fined ahead of tonight's results. Surveillance footage from the Paradise Catering garbage room show one campaign manager giving debate prep intel to another, for "cash considerations". Also an empty can of Maine clams were spotted in the shot too...

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

how many years do you think it will take Jeff to stop telling everyone he’s been on this campus for 8 years?

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

Our analysis has been concluded and we have determined that if we combined the competencies of our candidates we may be able to have half a president.

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

Here at @NOTmsu_mcmaster we’re all for encouraging people to run for MSU prez but with all candidates agreeing with each other on every thought they might as well have been on the same campaign team

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

Missed the debate. Did anyone get DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC?

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

Wadddup bishes we back

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

when someone asks you to join a presidentials team this early: streamable.com/wd4f9

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M5U @NOTmsu_mcmaster

7 years ago

We at Not_MSU know that WW can be overwhelming. Thankfully, we have hired this gentleman to provide more lowkey programming for students who don’t want to attend a concert or dance party. Don’t be mad at us. Just say thank you instead.