Nanci Pennick @NanciPennick
Joined June 2011-
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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?A well 'aardvark!
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?Webley stadium !
How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?A: Nacho cheese!
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?A: Dino-mite.
What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
"Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new ""Stealth Condom?""A: ""They'll never see you coming."""
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
"If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!"
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
"Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why."
Waiter: Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.
Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
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Sibongile Ndinisa @MissSugarBear79
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198 Followers 833 Following Now I lay me down to sleep Pray the lord my soul to keep And if I die before I wake Pray the lord my soul to take
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523 Followers 628 Following Congratulations to all of our 2016 Graduates
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Pollylee @Pollylee_
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Diyrell Marice Josey @DoingTheMost2
203 Followers 357 Following Name is Diyrell Marice Josey , Emily Josey and Dayten Josey have my heart. If i ever go M.I.A youll always find me in the roping arena. Ayy doingthamostalways
Warlen ❤️ Memecoi... @Warlenwmb
1K Followers 3K Following I love enjoy life share love and be love! I'm respecting the best of life and that's why I'm given my best Let's go :-) https://t.co/gyE54YDa3I
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295 Followers 1K Following Play Naked - Just li'l ol' me; Traipsing the humor path, Dousing the Glim of intellectual depravity - with bright interaction. @}-;-'---
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5K Followers 5K Following We are filled with rules and beliefs most of which were done to us without our permission. Search for the ones to hold onto, the rock bottom principles are here
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