Nick-e-b @NicholasBarris
what happened to all the peanut free zones Joined March 2012-
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Pro tip - leave the eclipse during totality to beat the traffic
Phew, this earthquake came just in time… I was running out of small talk topics
Sorry guys, my bad. Accidentally brought an earthquake back from San Francisco in my checked bag
by some failure in the chain of communication, my allergies were not briefed about the Claritin I took this morning
Whenever I listen to an audiobook I always want to ask if the narrator is enjoying it so far
Our new single WORSE DAYS is out at midnight! Pre-save if you feel so inclined, and listen to it on your commute to work or school in the morning! Pre-save link: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ro…
My girlfriend just went to court to get a reverse restraining order against me :( Now if I’m ever more than 100 yards away from her I’ll go to jail
just had mead for the first time and now I know why it’s reserved for medieval festivals it’s just bad hard kombucha
I like to think of traffic as just a line to see something really cool
nobody buys these hats. You just get one in the mail with your first social security check
Some people are like the 14th street 8 Av L train doors — they just take a bit longer to open up 😌
spotted in bushwick: 3 dyson fans in one room
yeah you and your girl might go out to the club, but my girlfriend and I spend hours scrolling citizen to find crimes near us 🥰
Jemima 😈 @JemimaHarley831
2 Followers 497 Following Sultrу seductrеss yearning for exhilаrating еscаpadеs
Nusoa @Nusoa18757
139 Followers 5K Following
Marcia Romanoff @romanoff_marcia
858 Followers 5K Following Love Jesus believe science shows evidence of BIBLE truth/like FOOD CARS 🚙 AND Animals NO porn I don’t answer dm”s” NO personal messages please!!!🦒🐋🦢🇺🇸🇺🇦
Gerard Courcy @hardcorehangout
10K Followers 7K Following Gerard is an investigative reporter, political strategist, indie film actor, and criminology consultant. USNavy veteran. He/him. Email [email protected]
coderedamerica.com @coderedamerica
3K Followers 4K Following I fear what becomes of us, if in complacency, we allow the voices of racism, bigotry, hate, intolerance, lies and fascism to be louder than our own. 💙🦋🏳️🌈
Xolotl Enrique Albert.. @Eriq72
226 Followers 4K Following Entrepreneur Extraordinaire. Writer, Developer, was Married to @gaymeraddict/@AdamPot33760962 . I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. He/Him.
Shlime Tube @Shlimeszn1
5K Followers 625 Following top .005% of Tyler’s, 22 shllimeszn on tiktok edtwt dni
michael @mfleisch5
146 Followers 112 Following
Kelley Catton @CattonKelley
2 Followers 115 Following
Jasmine @jasminejinyee
44 Followers 117 Following
liv klein @liv_klein22
222 Followers 296 Following
lil vinnie @therealvinniek
6 Followers 5 Following 2 years young. taurus. proud son of two mamas. barb. italian american.
punxsatauni laur @lilchefboyardee
482 Followers 1K Following 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 you will think i am funny 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭.. @_blvcklistd
674 Followers 308 Following It’s like my mother always said, “what the fuck is wrong with you?” Bri. 28. sorry for the mess. CMHC.
Ezra Szanton 🔥To T.. @ESzanton
1K Followers 2K Following Marketing Manager at Dejobaan. 50% of Rebel Jester. He/Him https://t.co/eOxOSVWgC9 Feel free to DM or email ezraszanton at yahoo dot com
Cole Friedman @friedcodman
192 Followers 490 Following He/him. I have never seen The Parent Trap (1998)
Jesse Greenfield @JesseGreenfiel2
62 Followers 61 Following MPH in Health Communications from @TuftsMedSchool. Here to take the sticky-icky health information you've been reading and make it make sense! (And fun? Maybe?)
Sounds of Nature Bina.. @BinauralProject
101 Followers 783 Following The best binaural sounds to sleep, relax, keep the focus. Link na/in bio.
ZainabK. @z_flowerpower
92 Followers 251 Following i have a twitter to like HAVE a twitter. ya know?
cailin flaherty @FlahertyCailin
381 Followers 918 Following
Divya Karthik @AnbumaniDivya
79 Followers 980 Following Mom | Chef & Entrepreneur | BTS Army 💜 Korean influencer & Honorary Reportar
бездельник @anthrodeptserf
622 Followers 403 Following
Ben Gaspin @BenGaspin
180 Followers 414 Following Writer's Assistant @ Law and Order: SVU boy with no power He/his
Tessa Abedon @abedon_tessa
222 Followers 302 Following comedian, writer, podcast host (like all the other ones) BadumTess wherever you get your poDcAsTs
Brendan Voelz @bvoelz19
88 Followers 131 Following
Tejus Vishnu Govani @tgovani
72 Followers 420 Following
selina meyer historia.. @phonegameaddict
585 Followers 491 Following
Ilana Goldberg @goldberg_ilana
63 Followers 448 Following Positively bedeviled with meetings, et cetera (she/her)
Look At How Small Thi.. @Eye_Noah_Guy
219 Followers 1K Following When they go low, we Go San Diego Chargers — skobos ‘19, Cornell Tech ‘22 he/him
Brooklyn Botanic Gard.. @BrooklynBotanic
33K Followers 457 Following Brooklyn Botanic Garden in Bloom! 🌸 Don't miss spring the Garden. 👇
Shlime Tube @Shlimeszn1
5K Followers 625 Following top .005% of Tyler’s, 22 shllimeszn on tiktok edtwt dni
michael @mfleisch5
146 Followers 112 Following
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.3M Followers 65 Following The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022. Verification: https://t.co/ChOEslj1j5
Jasmine @jasminejinyee
44 Followers 117 Following
Mr. Bob Odenkirk @mrbobodenkirk
1.2M Followers 84 Following Mr. Show, Better Call Saul, Nobody, then there's this, my favoritest thing: ZILOT, a book of silly poems I writ with my kids. OCTOBER 10 in stores for all!!
michaela okland @MichaelaOkla
287K Followers 297 Following Just a Girl, girling out [email protected]
liv klein @liv_klein22
222 Followers 296 Following
lil vinnie @therealvinniek
6 Followers 5 Following 2 years young. taurus. proud son of two mamas. barb. italian american.
petfinder names @petfindernames
377K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
punxsatauni laur @lilchefboyardee
482 Followers 1K Following 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 you will think i am funny 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭.. @_blvcklistd
674 Followers 308 Following It’s like my mother always said, “what the fuck is wrong with you?” Bri. 28. sorry for the mess. CMHC.
NASA's Perseverance M.. @NASAPersevere
3.1M Followers 40 Following NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. 🚀 Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/b0WrcSJeU0)
Ezra Szanton 🔥To T.. @ESzanton
1K Followers 2K Following Marketing Manager at Dejobaan. 50% of Rebel Jester. He/Him https://t.co/eOxOSVWgC9 Feel free to DM or email ezraszanton at yahoo dot com
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
12.2M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Chair of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.
Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
3.6M Followers 26 Following Lifelong educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Sister. Wife to @JoeBiden.
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.7M Followers 3K Following Personal account. For official updates, follow @SecretaryPete. Husband, father, veteran, writer, South Bend’s former Mayor Pete. (he/him)
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Cole Friedman @friedcodman
192 Followers 490 Following He/him. I have never seen The Parent Trap (1998)
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
630K Followers 2K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Jesse Greenfield @JesseGreenfiel2
62 Followers 61 Following MPH in Health Communications from @TuftsMedSchool. Here to take the sticky-icky health information you've been reading and make it make sense! (And fun? Maybe?)
ZainabK. @z_flowerpower
92 Followers 251 Following i have a twitter to like HAVE a twitter. ya know?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
87.3M Followers 51 Following 45th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
бездельник @anthrodeptserf
622 Followers 403 Following
anyone else’s firebending weak as fuck right now
🔥To The Flame is out now!🔥 It's a horror game / rage platformer where you play an adorable moth on a brutal journey to confront god. Me, @FergusDraws and @the_spookfish spent 8 months working on this. It's our first game on steam. Please help us spread the word!
Peacock just paid for there to be an earthquake in NYC to promote my new documentary special "Good One: A Show About Jokes" to send the message that it's "earth shattering." Hopefully it didn't disrupt anyone's day.
Our new single WORSE DAYS is out at midnight! Pre-save if you feel so inclined, and listen to it on your commute to work or school in the morning! Pre-save link: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ro…
@NicholasBarris thanks for reminding me who I am, been feeling a lot like a corey recently
I had the pleasure of mixing this fun tune, pre-save!!!
Our new single “Dial Tone” is out this Friday pre-save with the link in the tweet below
I’ve been self conscious about my singing for the past few years and hesitated posting this on Instagram for weeks but everyone was very sweet and supportive and it made me happy
Follow Nick on tiktok to stay updated with our new series The Real House Guys, here’s episode one “The Recital”
@NicholasBarris I believe this man shows up at your doorstep to drop off the cap & the check
“You want to bar me from the bar for bringing a bar inside & and threaten me with a crowbar? I’ve passed the BAR, baring a major barre accident I’m going to sue you into oblivion. I have diabetes.”
Prepping for a colonoscopy is so funny lol It’s the only time “I should eat a granola bar” is a genuine intrusive thought
Video game for old people called AARPG
Wow a published article I wrote. Better read it!
“I cannot allow my child to be better known than I, who sired them. If the fruit is to be lauded by the masses, then surely the masses should also laud the loins from which it came.” @abedon_tessa ow.ly/H52N50Nza9O
This is so fucking funny
Slept on a moving bus crossing time zones, since I went from 7:45-8:45 so it was technically never 8am when my alarm was set. So I overslept, crazy
A friend from high school reached out, but not in a gay way of course
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