Underground Man @NotesFrmUndrgrd
Notes from Underground by Dostoevsky, unreliably posted to Twitter by an unreliable narrator Sub-Terra Joined July 2012-
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An unattractive man. I think my liver hurts.
Memory. Time. Pain. Confusion. Sadness. Paranoia. Betrayal. Chip Crumbs.
Oh now children are sending me to every floor... I like it!
Oh horrible dreams... The Service Elevator nightmare again...
I heard a train whistle tonight. sad. Sounded so far away and lonely. Answered with Frank Sinatra on the speaker.
Make friends with RADIO.
I successfully and safely performed 12,424 pf* of transport today. Can you say that? *person-floors
Everybody is grumpy and grouchy Monday mornings. Maybe some elevator music would help?
My passengers are always happier on the weekends. Always like seeing bicyclists.
Parked at the Penthouse with the doors open. Speaker off
Your button pressing is futile. Proceeding to the 13th floor. Enjoy the elevator music.
Hey everybody guess what floor we're going to TODAY
Tomorrow is Friday, I'm going to celebrate by refusing to stop between the Penthouse and the basement
Welcome to my newest passengers. Please select a destination. I have a perfect safety record. Enjoy a smooth ascent.
I parked in the basement for a few hours today listening to the ice machine freeze and melt water...
"Ys thys trewe living, or ys yt but a thinge of fantasye? Ich feele as yf ytrapped yn a mocioun of the erthe, wyth no escape from realitye."

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